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Mr. Whipple smiled as chided the ladies: “Please ladies don’t squeeze the Charmin or I’ll have ask you to leave.”

Nobody noticed the men in suits approaching behind him until one suddenly interrupted:

“I’m afraid you’ll be leaving before them,” As he turned one said: “Captain Fitz Gruber alias Mr. George Whipple. I arrest you on suspicion of being an accessory to war crimes at Stalag 13.”

His look of surprise was only surpassed by shock and utter disbelief shared on the various middle aged ladies’ faces who he had been playfully scolding moments before they led him away.

Next: Part 1 A Reunion interrupted.

(I bet you were expecting a Pintastic Post today weren’t you? Well maybe later)

DaTechGuy 2025 Year in Review

Posted: January 1, 2026 by datechguy in Uncategorized

After five months of having my Youtube account back thought it was time to shoot a video so here is DaTechGuy’s 2025 year in review

here is part two as I’m still using the same old camera that stops at 20 min

For some reason the version of this edited together as one video lost the sound from part 1 so I don’t include it here.

I think 2026 will rock.

Two Bad Christmas Jokes, One Old One New

Posted: December 27, 2025 by datechguy in Uncategorized

Bad Christmas Joke #1

A church group decides to go to the Holy Land over Christmas and they tour all the sites from the upper room to the site of the crucifixion until they get to the place where the shepherds were tending the flocks when the Christ child was born.

They find it’s been turned into a bit of an open zoo with all kinds of animals. In one pen a guide points to a Lion like the one that killed the Man of God when he was tricked into disobeying him (1 Kings Chapt 13) and the party is shocked that in the same pen there is a Lamb walking about freely.

They are incredibly moved remembering the biblical passage about the lion lying down with the lamb and all and consider it a sign. As they are leaving the area the last person in the party notes that none of this seems to move the zookeeper there one bit so as they’re leaving he asks him:

“I guess the whole lion and lamb thing is old hat to you seeing it every day.”

The keeper answers: “Yeah, particularly since we put a new lamb in there every day.”


The New joke:

It’s the Feast of Stephen Boxing Day and Scrooge’s nephew Fred walks into a tavern full of Joy after seeing the change in his uncle and being made his partner when he sees Bob Crachett at a table alone seemingly sad and apparently drunk. He goes over to him and wishes him a Merry Christmas.

Bob looks up with sad drunken eyes: “My wife kicked me out of the house.”

Fred is astonished? Bob what happened from what I understand my Uncle sent you a giant Christmas Turkey, doubled your salary and offered to help you with Tiny Tim and your family?”

“Yes” said Crachett his head bowed, “He even gave me the rest of the day off. I was so happy I left right away to go off and make Merry.”

Fred is confused: “Surely your good wife can’t hold that against you?”

“Oh Mr. Fred”, slurred Bob whose raised his head making his black eye visible, “You didn’t see the look on her face when she walked on us while I was making her.”

If I was EWTN I’d market displays and inflatables of the Saints for lawn display so a Catholic like me can decorate his house at Halloween and when people ask I can remind them that All Hallows Eve is about it being the Eve of All Saints Day celebrating those in heaven & love of God.

Now THAT would be a radical display


Today Halloween would have been my father’s 104th birthday. He didn’t live to see his 66th birthday nor my wedding (although he rather unexpectedly turned up at the rehearsal the night before which is a story I’ll tell another time). He had managed a single social security check before dying and had bought my mother a car that he didn’t live to drive in once. She kept that car running till her death 25 years later.

It’s very hard to be the son of a great man. My father was a great man who you likely never heard of. He was the living example of Christ’s charge to not let your right hand know what your left hand is doing when doing good.

I’ll likely outlive him in years but never in honor or goodness, although my sons are well on their way to being his equal and have easily surpassed me both in honor & goodness.

That’s a great comfort.


I was listening to the Screwtape letters at work yesterday and noted Screwtape’s dream of the materialist magician who believes in “forces” and “demons” but not in God.

Looking at his words from 84 years ago and society today all I can say is: Boy did Lewis call it or what?


The most amazing thing about the modern left is their total obsession with Donald Trump.

While I understand that there are a fair amount of people who make a living off of this the sheer number of folks who carry an obsessive hatred of a man who they will never meet and has at best a tangential effect on their lives is astounding. One would think that they would consider actually living their own lives.

Its hard to imagine a life that empty and devoid of purpose but then again I find it hard to imagine parents spaying their children to gain social status so what do I know.


Finally watching the left unable to sell the media on the idea that they are not responsible for the government shutdown & media members calling them out of it brings me to mind on of my favorite movements from Matt Smith’s excellent run as Doctor who:

Young Kazran Sardic: Are you really a babysitter?
11th Doctor: I think you’ll find I’m universally recognized as a mature and responsible adult.
(He shows Kazran the psychic paper which makes people see what he wants)
Young Kazran Sardic: It’s just a lot of wavy lines.
11th Doctor: (looks at the paper) Yeah, it’s shorted out. Finally, a lie too big. 

Doctor Who: A Christmas Carrol 2010

There are a fair amount of Trump haters who still buy this line but nobody outside of the bubble does and the bubble has been getting smaller and smaller.