100 Word Fan Fiction: Back in the USSR

Posted: August 18, 2026 by datechguy in fan fiction, fun
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Marya was not surprsied at the visit. For weeks the papers had highlighted the trial & the western prosecutors idiocy.

“So you see your testimony could be vital in allowing us to get our hands on this Nazi..”

She grined. While she was not the siren she once was her mind & memory were as sharp as ever. From the moment she read Hogan’s name in relation to the trial she had deduced what was going on.

“It would be a great help to the party & would prove your loyalty.”

The trap was sprung: “I’ll do it.”

Last time: What is this man doing here? Next time: Seizing Home Field Advantage

100 Word Fan Fiction: What is this Man Doing Here!

Posted: August 17, 2026 by datechguy in fan fiction, fun
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“It’s men like that incompetent idiot that were responsible for the thousand year Reich not even lasting twenty years!” The anger in his voice was palatable. He was an unrepentant Nazi & ten years of imprisonment had not softened his edge.

Herr Rolfe pressed “So you never saw Klink or his adjacent do anything that would imply war crimes?”

Hocksteader was clearly still angry: “The only crime was that nincompoop Klink was ever given a command!”

Klink bristled: “I object to that statement!”

Rolfe turned in disbelief, “Klink?”

Hogan shook his head if anyone could blow this Klink could.

Last time: A Biased Witness Next Time Back in the USSR

Burrito Gate vs 5 Minutes of Time and 1 1/2 Miles of Gas

Posted: August 16, 2026 by datechguy in culture, economy
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I noticed this from Bill Mahar today:

Let’s give another example that includes takeout.

Today I ordered a Pizza from Dominos a 1 topping large for $8.00 (7.99 plus tax).

Now rather than have it delivered I got in my car and drove a 1.5 mile round trip, it took me 8 minutes.

If I had a Uber delivery it would likely cost $5-$8 or more plus tip.

It doesn’t sound like much but I’ll be on Social Security in a few years and those extra 5-8 bucks won’t be an option.

So let me put it to the young folks in a way they can understand.

Take that $20 Burrito example. Let’s say the local place sells them for $4-$6 bucks.

If you don’t want to take the time to pick it up, think of it this way:

Don’t think of that $14 bucks as $14 bucks

Think of it as the amount of TIME you have to work to earn $14 bucks.

If that doesn’t get you to get it yourself, nothing will.

100 Word Fan Fiction: A Biased Witness

Posted: August 15, 2026 by datechguy in fan fiction, fun
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“Your honor I object to the badgering of the witness. He is old, in poor health & has never been implicated in any war crimes whatsoever.”

The prosecutor replied: “Your honor as Col Klink’s direct superior Herr Burkhalter would be complicit in any war crimes committed at Stalag 13, he had a motive to not recorded any acts of brutality by Col Klink’s as commandant of the camp.”

“Overruled”

He turned on the witness: “So you insist that in 3 years under your command you saw no evidence of brutality from Col Klink?”

“Brutality no, STUPIDITY yes!”

Last time: The Expert Witness Next time: What is this man doing here!?

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