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For this story to make sense you need to know three things up front:

1. I’m under a religious vow to La Madonna Della Cava not to eat meat on Wednesdays
2. The Diner less than a five minute walk from my door makes the best fried Haddock I’ve ever tasted but my wife doesn’t like it.
3. Yesterday was my birthday

Me: Hmm shall I have a Frozen Celeste Pizza or the Red Baron French Bread Pizza for lunch?

DaWife: Aren’t you going down the street for your fish?

Me: I thought I’d just have a frozen pizza

DaWife: But you love that fish, it’s your favorite!

Me: I thought I’d save a few bucks and have a frozen Pizza

DaWife: It’s your birthday. Go down the street and have the fish you enjoy.

Me: Hmmm, it’s like you’re trying to get me out of the house. Does that mean that you’re planning to surprise me when I come back by greeting me in a sexy nightgown and then take me upstairs for an afternoon of passion for my birthday?

(pause)

DaWife: Go have a frozen pizza.