Leonard: Excuse me, I’m looking for Sheldon Cooper’s apartment.
Man with a box: Oh, I bet you’re here to check out the room for rent.
Leonard: Yeah.
Man: Run away, dude.
Leonard: What?
Man: Run fast, run far.
The Big Bang Theory: The Staircase implementation 2010
What the NY Governor said today.
The text of the tweet:
In March, I took action to make our subways safer for the millions of people who take the trains each day. Since deploying the @NationalGuardNY to support @NYPDnews and @MTA safety efforts and adding cameras to all subway cars, crime is going down, and ridership is going up.
What actually happened on the subway today tweeted at exactly the same time:
A woman was burned alive on an F train in NYC. The suspect then sat to watch. The third world has relocated here.
Ironically my oldest was in NYC this weekend with a group of friends and was actually on the subway for at least some time during his visit. This was a source of great anxiety for me.
I’m glad he’s out and for the record I can’t understand why any person, why would any person willingly be on the subway in NYC under these people, particularly a tourist.
Oh and one other thing:
Update: NYPD Police have arrested a man suspected of lighting the female passenger on fire. The man is described as a ‘Guatemalan migrant.’ it is unknown if the man is in the country legally or illegally.
Stay away from the NYC subway, run fast, run far.
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We are in NY this weekend and have spent an ungodly sum of money and time ubering. No way my wife and teenage sons and I are getting on the subway these days. We visited some friends last night who live here and they told us to stay away from it and we’re relieved when she said we had no plans to ride it.