I had put this aside but with the story of the FBI gag order on Joe Biden’s to keep the lid on things I present this draft of the song I never finished on Jan 20th. “We Don’t talk about Biden”:
We don't talk about Biden, no, no, no We don't talk about Biden, but It was inauguration day day Our day for a change Trump was getting ready And is EO Pen was steady Steady like a tower in the sky The press walk in with a mischievous grin Thunder You're telling the story or am I? I'm sorry, mi vida, go on The Press says, "Mr Trump Please" "What is thing we see." "The J6 guys they flooded our brains" "And Your letting them go?" The Donald said said the Pardon game Was one Joe Biden just played, but anyway We don't talk about Biden, no, no, no We don't talk about Biden Last year we grew in fear of Biden stuttering or stumbling We nearby could hear him sort of muttering and mumbling We always had to ignore it and pretend nd-nd-nd It's a heavy lift to mask him crumbling Always Jill and the family fumbling Grappling with keeping everybody unable to understand Do you understand? Then Trump came, went on the attack The Debate was made and all fades to black Everyone sees and now nobody believes when we scream eam eam We don't talk about Biden, no, no, no No, no We don't talk about Biden We don't talk about Biden Tried to make a point, and they bring up pardons No, no Complain about deportation's and then they started No, no Mention the chat they Bring up Afgan dead Complain about the eggs now the prices dropping All on the boarder the hoard is stopping Your fate is sealed when the email files are read Hey! No, no We don't talk about Biden, no, no, no No, no We don't talk about Biden Why did I talk about Biden? Not a word about Biden I never should have brought up Biden
Now here is the AI version as opposed to the one I wrote, written by Grok with the names of the singers:
“We Don’t Talk About Biden”
(Sung by Joe Scarborough, Mika, Norah O’Donnell, and Judy Woodruff)
[Joe Scarborough]
We don’t talk about Biden, no, no, no!
We don’t talk about Biden… but!
It was election day,
Folks were asking me to say,
“Is he sharp or in decay?”
I said, “He’s fine, okay?!”
[Mika]
We don’t talk about Biden, no, no, no!
We don’t mention how he slows!
He’s just quirky, that’s his way,
A little stumble, slight delay,
The man’s a champ, he’ll slay,
That’s all you need to know!
[Norah O’Donnell]
Seven-second pause when he’s on the air,
Lost his train of thought, but we don’t care!
Shuffled steps, a vacant stare,
We framed it like he’s debonair!
[Judy Woodruff]
Whispers in the green room, “He’s off his game,”
We just smiled and praised his name!
Teleprompter’s his best friend,
Cut the mic before the end!
[All Together]
We don’t talk about Biden, no, no, no!
We don’t talk about Biden!
[Joe Scarborough]
Hey! Grew up in the spotlight, leading the pack,
Now the gaffes are piling, no turning back!
I spin the narrative, keep it intact,
“Joe’s a legend, that’s a fact!”
[Mika]
He’s got ice cream, charm, and grit to spare,
Ignore the clips they share everywhere!
A little nap? He’s just prepared,
For four more years, he’s unimpaired!
[Norah O’Donnell]
Election night, the polls were tight,
He forgot a name or two, all right?
We cut to break, kept it light,
Kept the story out of sight!
[Judy Woodruff]
Do you see the slump? No, you don’t, my dear,
A steady hand is what we steer!
The voters never need to hear,
We’ll keep the optics crystal clear!
[All Together]
We don’t talk about Biden, no, no, no!
We don’t talk about Biden!
[Joe Scarborough]
He told me the country’s in his hands,
A leader with unshakable plans!
[Mika]
He told me his mind’s as sharp as ever,
Age is just a number, so clever!
[Norah O’Donnell]
He told me he’d win with ease, oh my,
Then tripped on the stage, we still deny!
[Judy Woodruff]
The truth’s a burden we won’t bear,
We’ll prop him up with tender care!
[All Together]
We don’t talk about Biden, no, no, no!
We don’t talk about Biden!
He’s fine, he’s great, he’s grand, you see,
The leader of democracy!
We don’t talk about Biden!
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