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Here are the rules for the 4th season (1999) of the 1996 short season draft league.

How the league is to be played

We will be playing the 1999 season We will be playing under 1999 rules with two exceptions. There will be at least one interleague play to allow each player to play each other player at least one home and away series. There will be no wild cards.

The schedule

We will be playing an 80 game schedule with two series against each opponent.

  • 2 Two game series vs interleague opponents
  • 2 Three game series vs teams in the same league but different divisions
  • 2 Four game series vs division rivals

the final three series of the season will all be within the division to make the races interesting

Frequency of games

There will be one series per week. This will make it easier to get in series vs division rivals and to prevent conflicts with my other leagues.

Number of teams

We have a fixed number of teams 16.

Division setup:

2 leagues, 2 divisions in each no wild cards.

Trades and waivers.

After the fifth series of the season teams may trade. Any player on the current roster may be traded along with any of the first seven draft picks for the next season If a trade is made that increases a roster beyond the 40 man limit a player must be released before the next series is played. Any trades agreed will not be executed until all the teams involved have the same amount of games played.

Waivers takes place after the sixth series. Teams make waivers picked based on their current record and are made from the undrafted players not on rosters.. If a pick brings a Roster over 40 a player must be released or an injured player not on the DL must be placed there to make room.

Note: Any player who is planning to leave the league at the end of the season is encouraged NOT to trade as it is unfair to both the other teams and the player who will replace him or her.

NEW DRAFT TRADE WINDOWS

Pre-Draft Trade window:

There will be a 48 hour window before the formal draft where trading will be allowed.

Any player on the roster (rookie or retained player) may be dealt along with drift picks up to the 7th round at this time.

Only draft picks for the upcoming draft will be tradable.

The trade window will end 15 minutes before the start of the formal draft to allow for any updates to lists to be recorded before the start.

Draft Day Trading up or down window.

At the end of each round there will be a 10 minute window for rosters to be adjusted and all the paperwork to be done.

For the first five rounds of the draft During those 10 minutes teams will be allowed to Trade. NO PICKS BEYOND THE 7th ROUND ARE TRADABLE

In Season Trades and waivers (Note change in when waivers starts).

After the fifth series of the season teams may trade. Any player on the current roster may be traded along with any of the first seven draft picks for the next season (1999) If a trade is made that increases a roster beyond the 40 man limit a player must be released before the next series is played. Any trades agreed will not be executed until all the teams involved have the same amount of games played.

Waivers takes place after the 1st series. Teams make waivers picked based on their current record and are made from the undrafted players not on rosters.. If a pick brings a Roster over 40 a player must be released or an injured player not on the DL must be placed there to make room.

NEW Contested, Uncontested and Emergency Waivers

NEW: Contested Waivers

Contested waivers are waivers picks made after week 5 and works like this:

  1. A team submits a waivers pick from Friday to Monday
  2. Another team may usurp that pick and make it theirs if
    • It has a worse record than the 1st team
    • It has not already made waivers pick
    • It has not already tried to usurp a different pick
    • No team worse than them has tried to usurp it
    • They make the attempt 9 PM EST Tuesday
  3. If no team makes a counter claim on the pick by 10 PM EST Tuesday the waivers pick is successful.
  4. If a team successfully usurps the tip go to step 1 as if the usurping team make the pick

New UNCONTESTED WAIVERS

Uncontested waivers picks are waivers picks that take place from weeks 1-4.

The picks are automatically successful and are decided on a first come first served basis. If you unknowingly submit a pick for a player who has already been claimed you may pick again.

Regardless of success the player won’t be added to your roster till your Friday games for that week are completed.

NEW EMERGENCY WAIVERS

On rare occasions due to multiple injuries, suspensions or very long extra inning games or any combination thereof a team may not have a pitcher available to start or a player to play a position for their next series. In such a situation a team may contact the commissioner for Emergency Waivers.

If granted said team may make an uncontested waivers pick to either get the needed starting pitching or position player to fill the spot.

Said pick MUST be made at the end of a series or before the next as the Dynasty system doesn’t allow changes to the 40 man roster while a series is active.

If an emergency pick puts the team over 40 players a player must be released to get the roster back to 40.

If an emergency pick needs to be made for a computer team the commissioner will make the pick. Priority will be given to any qualifying player whose card is from the team needing the pick.

NOTE if a player drops out of the league and we have an empty team any draft picks he has traded those trades are still valid and will be picked by the team that received it.

The DL:

The DL WILL count toward your roster but to make up for it we will have a maximum 40 man roster. We will still only draft 30 but players may expand their rosters to 40 via trade and waivers.

Playing Games.

All games must be completed before the next scheduled series. the Dynasty system will take over and auto play any games that are not completed one hour before the next scheduled game (even if said unfinished game is in progress) Players are encouraged to use the chat room and the Dynasty message system to reschedule games if needed and are also encouraged to make a manager profile in case a game has to autoplay. Instructions on how to do that are here.

Be aware that if you have your team on AUTO and your opponent requests a rescheduled in the system Dynasty will automatically allow it so keep this in mind when or if you turn auto on. Also be aware if both team are on auto and you reschedule the game will be played automatically so make sure your team is not on auto before you do this. I also suggest when you go on auto if you plan on playing your next series make certain you checked off the “take off auto before the next series” button.

Expansion

This league will NOT have expansion. It is designed as a short season to contrast with the 1969 league and to give me an easy schedule to make. If you want a longer season and / or a bigger league check out my 1969 league currently playing 1974.

Selecting a franchise:

Players picked from existing franchises keeping two batters and two pitchers the rest go in the draft

Franchise locations and parks

Every team is presumed to have the park their team played in during the season they entered the league.

Franchises whose teams move in real life are not required to relocate their teams. So the Montreal Expos are not required to move to Washington but they retain the option to do so at the start of any season but such a move must be announced by draft day.

Franchises are NOT required to build new stadiums and my continue to play in their old stadiums if they wish. So Houston can stay in the Astrodome if they wish but they retain the right to move into Minute Maid park at any time If a team chooses to move into their new park in the same city the old park is considered demolished and no other team may use it from that point on.

A team may NOT move into a park that in a different city because the Dynasty system bases the weather on the park used NOT the city that a team’s label claims it is in. Example from the 1971 league: If the Seattle Pilots want to play in Country Stadium they MUST move to Milwaukee

A team may NOT move into a park in the same city that belongs to a future franchise. Example from 1971 league: If the Seattle Pilots choose to remain in Seattle rather than move to Milwaukee they may NOT move into the Kingdome because it is reserved for the Mariners franchise when it becomes available.

Old parks

A team MAY move into an old park from the same city under the following conditions:

  1. The park was once the home park of the franchise OR
  2. The franchise that once owned the park is now located in another city
  3. You or the previous owner of the team in this league did NOT move the team out of the park.

Examples,

  • the Seattle Pilots move to Milwaukee the Mariners if taken MAY move into Sick Stadium.
  • The Cardinals may move into sportsman park because it was once their old stadium.
  • Both the Yankees and the Mets may move into the Polo Grounds because the park is in NY and both teams were once based there.

Franchise Moves and or Replacement players or teams

A player may decide to take a different franchise after playing one season under the following rules

The player who movies will get the city and park of the new franchise at once but will NOT get the rookies for said new Franchise until the season AFTER the move

Example: Boston decides to move to California after the 2010 season. he does NOT get the rights to Mike Trout but retains the rights to any RedSox player who has their first card in 2011. If Boston makes the move to California in 2009 then after keeping the Boston rookies for 2010 in 2011 Mike Trout is his as a rookie (see rookies below)

If due to circumstances in the real world a player has to temporarily drop out of the league their team will be put on auto until a substitute can be found. Said substitute shall take over the team and play games until the original player can return but may not make trades or drop players from the roster (excepting for injury).

If at the end of the season the base player can’t return the substitute has first rights to the team and gets full control over it.

If a player has to drop out permanently the team will go on auto until a substitute or replacement player can be found. Said player will get full rights to the franchise unless they declare that they will only be a substitute till the end of the season.

If no replacement player is found during the season a new player will be recruited for the next season. Said player will retain the franchise and draft picks of the player he is replacing. If said new player wishes to move the franchise he can per the limitations listed above, namely he retains the rookies of the current franchise for his first season and then get the rookie rights to the new franchise the following year.

Example The Yankees drop out of the league due to illness. A substitute is found to play their games. The sub places the games until the Yankees recover. If they do not recover sufficiently to return to the league the substitute may over the Yankees franchise permanently

Example 2: A replacement player is found for the Yankees in the above example but is a big Texas fan. Said substitute can move their franchise to Texas but will retain the Yankees rookies for the 1999 season. Starting in 2000 they will have rights to Texas rookies.

Rookies

A “Rookie” is define as any player who did not have a card for the previous season.

A rookie is considered to be part of the team listed on their card regardless of who they actually played their first game for (Dynasty lists cards based on who a player finishes a season with thus any rookie that was traded by an MLB team in his first season will have their card listed for the team they were traded to NOT the team they played their first game with.

All teams retain rights to their rookies prior to the draft and rookies for a franchise are not eligible to be drafted in any expansion draft.

A Rookie becomes a part of a team after said team names their protected players for the draft. They count toward the 40 man roster

Any team that doesn’t want to retain a rookie may release them before the draft to open up a roster spot but once release all rights to said player are surrendered.

Players retained list

At the end of a season teams may retain a number of players based on their finish in the previous one The players retained list for 1997 is

  • World series winner 4 players ( Dodgers)
  • World series runner up 5 players (Redsox)
  • Division winners that don’t go to the series 6 players (Pittsburgh, Cleveland)
  • Teams with the 5th and 6th best records that didn’t win a division 7 players (Cubs, San Diego)
  • Teams with the 7th and 8th best records 8 players (Yankees, Cincinnati)1
  • Teams with the 9th and 10th best records 9 players (St Louis, Baltimore)
  • Teams with the 11th and 12th best records 10 players (Minnesota, Houston )2
  • Teams with the 3rd and 4th worst records 11 players  (Kansas City, Mets )
  • Teams with the worst and 2nd worst record 12  players (Tampa Bay, Toronto)

Rookies do not count toward the keeper list total.

As soon as all the keeper/rookies are finalized the draft day will be set. A minimum of one week wait will be given to make sure people can check out the cards the 1998 cards are here:

NOTE(s): For teams with identical records we go to the tiebreakers

  1. Head to head record the team with the worst head to head record is considered to have the worst record. (Thus Cincinnati with an identical record as St. Louis is considered to have the better records as they went 4-2 against the cards)
  2. How many games behind the players were in their division. A team closer to a playoff spot his considered to have the better record. (Thus Houston with an identical record as the Mets AND with a 3-3 record against them is considered a better team because at 18 games out of 1st they are closer to a playoff spot then the Mets who were 23 games out)
  3. The best record in their division.
  4. The best record in the league
  5. Dice Roll, high roll is considered the team with the better record.

NOTE: If a player on your current Roster does not have a card for the next season due to injury, military service etc but WILL the following year a team may choose to retain the rights to said player but will have to spend a protected spot for it and will have to keep a space for him all season.

Example: Rheal Cormier was out the entire 1998 Season. If a team has him after the 1997 season and wants to keep him they can choose to hold his rights when his season ends and keep a roster spot for him. He will play 1998 with 39 players and in 1999 will hold the rights to Cormier.. If at any time he chooses to release him Cormier will be considered a rookie for Boston because

  1. He had no card the previous year
  2. No team held his rights
  3. His 1999 card says “Boston”

The draft order of teams for each season will be based on their finish the previous season. Any team that is not retained will of course not be drafting BUT If a team holds the draft pick of a team that is no longer in the league he will draft those picks as if that team was still in the league in the round that he holds them.

  1. Worst team (12) Tampa Bay Devil Rays
  2. 2nd worst team (12) Toronto Blue Jays
  3. 3rd wort team (11) Kansas City Royals
  4. 4th worst team (11) New York Mets
  5. 5th worst team (10) Houston Astros (Fewer GB than Mets)
  6. 6th worst team (10) Minnesota Twins
  7. 7th worst team (9) Baltimore Orioles
  8. 8th worst team (9) St Louis Cardinals
  9. 8th BEST team (8) Cincinnati Reds (won season series vs cards)
  10. 7th Best team (8) New York Yankees
  11. Team with the 2nd Best record that didn’t win a division (7) San Diego Padres
  12. Team with the best record that didn’t win a division (7) Chicago Cubs
  13. Division winner not in WS with worst record (6) Cleveland Indians
  14. Division winner not in WS with best record (6) Pittsburgh Pirates
  15. World series loser (5) (Boston Red Sox)
  16. Word series winner (4) (LA Dodgers)

NOTES

Tiebreakers are the same for the keeper order

The pick order of traded picks remain the same even if a team is replaced.

Examples: If San Diego traded the NYY their 3rd round draft pick last season but are not an active team in 1998 then during round 3 the Yankees would get a pick in the sport where SD would have been had they played..

When all teams have drafted that will be considered the end of a round and the next round will commence.

NEW:

Teams WILL continue to draft in this order until:

  • A team reaches 30 men OR
  • A team with 25 or more players on their roster voluntarily drops out

Once a team has dropped out of the draft they may not re-enter it. Teams can increase their rosters to up to 40 men either through trades or waivers.

The Formal & Informal Draft.

Formal Draft & Designated Draft day(s):

A date and time will be set for the initial rounds of the draft. It will almost certainly be a Saturday or Sunday as those are the days I have off. Because my schedule is full from Thanksgiving to Christmas this may be delayed. If/When a designated draft day is set All teams will be expected to be either:

  1. Available in the slack chat room (preferred)
  2. Available by phone
  3. With me in my home at the time of the draft
  4. Have a list of players to be drafted submitted

All currently players are presumed to have looked over the card(s) for 1997 online or at least looked up stats by draft day. All teams are encouraged to start doing so at once.

  1. There will be one designated draft day per week.
  2. On a designated draft day a strict 5 minute limit will be allowed to make a pick.
  3. If a team misses their pick will be moved to after the next player on the list who will be considered on the clock and allowed to pick. Example: Cincinnati misses their pick and Houston is next, Houston is allowed to pick and Cincinnati picks after them
  4. If a team who has been skipped has to be skipped twice their pick can be made any time before the end of the round. Example Cincinnati is scheduled to pick 11th They miss their pick If they figure out who they want they can make a pick or submit a list any time before the end of the round and that pick will be valid.
  5. If a team that has been skipped has not picked by the end of the round then a pick will be made for them by me. Said pick will be the player from your franchise who played the most games that season based on their card. Example: Boston does not pick or submit a list for round 5 I will look at the Roster for the actual 1997 red sox to see who is available. If John Valentin has the most game played among unpicked players he will be Boston draft pick. If Boston already has 2 shortstops that will not matter Valentin becomes the pick.
  6. As soon as a round ends there will be a ten minute period to update the rosters and lists and confirm players were put on the right team. During that period draft day trades may be made (see above)
  7. The opening Scheduled draft days will go on for 100 picks. Other scheduled draft days will be 60 picks. Once the number of picks is reached the clock is turned off
  8. The Formal Draft generally begins at either 11 am or 1 pm EST to give west coast folk the time to be awake. Be aware that if you are scheduled to pick

BE AWARE THAT EVEN WITH A FIVE MINUTE LIMIT THAT CAN MEAN 80 MINUTES FOR 16 TEAMS TO PICK IN ONE ROUND. PLEASE DO YOUR BEST TO PREPARE FOR THE DRAFT TO CUT DOWN ON THE TIME REQUIRED. The more prepared everyone is the faster things will go.

Picks off the clock and on non-draft days

As soon as the initial draft ends the “informal draft” begins

During the informal draft a team has 24 hours to make a pick. Picks can be submitted in the draft room or via the Dynasty message system or in person if the person picking is local or via the phone to me. If there is an existing list from the formal draft it will be used to continue the informal draft.

Once the pick is made and recorded on the draft sheet and the player moved to the roster I will announce the pick in the slack chat room and inform the person up, the person on deck and the person in the hole to be prepared to pick. Until you see that announcement the pick is not official.

The Informal draft ends when:

  • Round 25 is complete OR
  • The next formal draft begins

The informal draft resumes after any formal draft that doesn’t reach round 25.

Be aware that trading can be made at any time during the informal draft until:

  • round seven is complete
  • 15 minutes before a formal draft that has not completed round 7

IMPORTANT: Once round seven of the draft is complete trading is finished until the end of week 5 of the season.

The season will begin one week after the draft is complete.

Game Play Etiquette:

Given the weekly nature of the game it should be not difficult to get games in on time or at least get series started but here are some basic guidelines.

  1. If you know in advance you can’t play on the scheduled game day and time try to contact your opponent to arrange a different time both through the chat room and the dynasty system.
  2. If gameday comes and your team is on AUTO your scheduled opponent should assume they can play all or part of their series if they choose.
  3. If gameday comes and you haven’t heard from your opponent check your “Friends” list to see when the last time they signed on was. If it is 10 days or more then play the series vs the PC
  4. If gameday comes and you haven’t heard from your opponent give him or her at least two five minute waiting periods before letting the computer take over the team
  5. On occasions when you and your opponent are in touch but just can’t seem to find a time when both are available I make the following suggestion.
    • The player who shows up on gameday should play one game (2 game series) or two games (3-4 game series) against the pc.
    • When those games are finished exit the system and put yourself on Auto being sure to check the “Take my team off auto after this series”
    • Then your opponent can finish the series as his or her time permits
  6. Keep in mind that the Dynasty system is designed to keep games moving the default position should always be to get games played when possible.

If you have any questions not covered here please let me know.

If you are interested in joining this league let me know

It’s draft time for the 1974 league, 20 teams looking for a World Series win.

Rounds 1 & 2

Pick #TeamPlayerPosTeam on CardPick #TeamPlayerPosTeam on Card
1Orioles (Via Giants) Rick ReuchelSPCubs1Yankees (Via Giants)Bob Watson1BAstros
2Philadelphia PhilliesJoe FergusonCDodgers2Philadelphia PhilliesTerry ForesterRPWhite Sox
3Montreal ExposWillie StargellOFPittsburgh3Montreal ExposJoe DeckerSPTwins
4California Angels Paul BlairCFOrioles4California AngelsSteve FoucaultRPRangers
5New York Day TradersRichie Hebner3BPirates5New York Day TradersFreddie PatekSSRoyals
6Boston Red SoxDon GullettSPReds6Boston Red SoxTed Sizemore2BCardinals
7Washington SenatorsBucky DentSSWhitesox7Bravos (Via Senators)Roy WhiteOFYankees
8St. Louis CardinalsWillie DavisCFExpos8St. Louis CardinalsJohn LowensteinOF/UtlIndians
9New York YankeesCliff Johnson1BHouston9New York YankeesTerry Harmon2BPhillies
10Oakland A’sLee May1BHouston10Oakland A’sPete RichartRPPhillies
11Cleveland IndiansLou PinellaOFYankees11Cleveland IndiansFran HealyCRoyals
12Atlanta BravosRennie Stennett2BPirates12Yankees (via Bravos)Steve MingoriPRoyals
13Chicago CubsLarry HisleCFTwins13Chicago CubsSteve BraunOFTwins
14Minnesota TwinsSteve YeagerCDodgers14Minnesota TwinsGary MatthewsOFGiants
15Milwaukee BrewersDoug Raider3BAstros15Milwaukee BrewersMike TorrezSPExpos
16Red Sox (via Pirates)Rusty StaubOFMets16Pittsburgh PiratesWayne Garrett3BMets
17Kansas City RoyalsDon BaylorOFOrioles17Kansas City RoyalsEd HermanCWhitesox
18Los Angeles DodgersBuddy Bell3BIndians18Los Angeles DodgersJerry GrotecMets
19Cincinnati RedsBurt HootenSPCubs19Indians (Via Reds)Dave FreislebenPPadres
20Baltimore OriolesKen SingletonOFExpos20Phillies (Via Orioles)Davey Johnson2bBraves

Rounds 3 & 4

Pick NumberTeamPlayerPositionTeam on CardPick NumberTeamPlayerPositionTeam on Card
1New York GiantsGrant JacksonSPOrioles1New York GiantsWinston LienasInfAngels
2Philadelphia PhilliesRich FolkersSPCardinals2Philadelphia PhilliesMike CosgrovePAstros
3Montreal ExposGeorge HendrickOFIndians3Montreal ExposPaul LimdbladRPA’s
4California Angels Mike Andersonof/1bPhillies4California AngelsRon Santo3BWhite Sox
5New York Day TradersLarry GuraSPYankees5New York Day TradersMickey RiversCFAngels
6Boston Red SoxJack BillinghamSPReds6Brewers (Via Red Sox)Claude OsteenSPCardinals
7Washington SenatorsSteve RenkoSPExpos7Washington SenatorsDave RadercGiants
8St. Louis CardinalsOrlando PenaRPAngels8St. Louis CardinalsJim BrewerRPDodgers
9New York YankeesBill Melton3BWhite Sox9New York YankeesDave RobertsSPAstros
10Oakland A’sMarvin LaneCFDetroit10Oakland A’sJackie BrownSPRangers
11Cleveland IndiansJack Brohammer2bIndians11Cleveland IndiansEd SpragueSPBrewers
12Yankees (Via Bravos)Horace Clarke2BPadres12Atlanta BravosBill BonhamSPCubs
13Chicago CubsJim ColburnSPBrewers13Chicago CubsDick RuthvenPPhillies
14Minnesota TwinsJohn Briggs1BBrewers14Minnesota TwinsJohn Milner1BMets
15Milwaukee BrewersFelix Milan2BMets15Milwaukee BrewersJim SlatonPBrewers
16Pittsburgh PiratesRoger MetzgerSSHouston16Pittsburgh PiratesJohn CurtisSPCardinals
17Kansas City RoyalsDon WilsonSPHouston17Kansas City RoyalsTony Muser1BWhite Sox
18Los Angeles DodgersDoyle AlexanderSPOrioles18Los Angeles DodgersFrank White2BRoyals
19Cardinals (Via Reds)John EllisCCleveland19Cincinnati RedsKen GriffeyOFReds
20Baltimore OriolesBrian DowningCDodgers20Baltimore OriolesGene GarberRPPhillies

Rounds 5 & 6

Trading ends at the beginning of Round 6

Pick NumberTeamPlayerPositionTeam on CardPick NumberTeamPlayerPositionTeam on Card
1New York GiantsMarty Perez InfBraves1New York GiantsDave GustiSRPPirates
2Philadelphia PhilliesPedro BorbonRPReds2Philadelphia PhilliesJerry MoralesSan Diego
3Montreal ExposDerrell ThomasInfPadres3Montreal ExposBob BooneCPhillies
4California Angels Bob ColuccioCFMil4California AngelsEllrod HendrickscOrioles
5New York Day TradersDon HoodRPOrioles5New York Day TradersTommy McGraw1BIndians
6Senators (Via Red Sox)Roger NelsonSPReds6Boston Red SoxFrank Robinson1BIndians
7Washington SenatorsVada PinsonCFAngels7Washington SenatorsJim BibbySPRangers
8St. Louis CardinalsBobby DarwinOFTwins8St. Louis CardinalsAurillio Rodriguez3BTigers
9Bravos (Via Yankees)Dick DragoSPRedsox9Giants (Via Yankees)Tim McCarvercRedsox
10Oakland A’sGene ClinesCFPirates10Oakland A’sPhil RoofCTwins
11Cleveland IndiansMax LeonPBraves11Cleveland IndiansWillie HortonofTigers
12Atlanta BravosEd Kranepool1BMets12Atlanta BravosEllis SosaSPGiants
13Chicago CubsReggie ClevelandSPRedsox13Chicago CubsGene MichaelSSYankees
14Minnesota TwinsRon SchuelerPPhillies14Minnesota TwinsJim Fregosi1B/3BRAngers
15Milwaukee BrewersKen BerryCFBrewers15Milwaukee BrewersSteve StoneSPCubs
16Pittsburgh PiratesBobby MurcerCFyankees16Pittsburgh PiratesTom GriffenSPAstros
17Kansas City RoyalsJ. R. RichardSPAstros17Red Sox (Via Royals)Boog Powell1BOrioles
18Los Angeles DodgersVon JoshuaOFDodges18Los Angeles DodgersCecil Cooper1BRedsox
19Cincinnati RedsLarry ChristiansonSPPhillies19Cincinnati RedsPat KellyOFWhite Sox
20Baltimore OriolesDan Dredressin3BReds20Baltimore OriolesJose CruzCFCardinals

Rounds 7 & 8

Pick NumberTeamPlayerPositionTeam on CardPick NumberTeamPlayerPositionTeam on Card
1New York GiantsKen ReitzINFCardnials1New York GiantsDick Bosman SPIndians
2Philadelphia PhilliesRandy MoffittRPGiants2Philadelphia PhilliesSonny SiebertSPCardinals
3Montreal ExposBob Robertson1BPirates3Montreal ExposCleon JonesOFMets
4California Angels Terry HumphreycExpos4California AngelsDon CarrithersRPExpos
5New York Day TradersRamon HernandeaPPirates5New York Day TradersVern RulePTigers
6Boston Red SoxTim FoliSSExpos
6Boston Red SoxMike Hegan1BBrewers
7Washington SenatorsGlenn BorgmanCTwins7Washington SenatorsTom GrieveOFRangers
8St. Louis CardinalsAndy EtchibarrencOrioles8St. Louis CardinalsDave DuncancIndians
9New York YankeesDanny ThompsonInfTwins9New York YankeesRico Carty1B/OFIndians
10Oakland A’sFred KendalcPadres10Oakland A’sAllen FosterSPCardinals
11Cleveland IndiansBob ReynoldsSPOrioles11Cleveland IndiansDoug BirdRPRoyals
12Atlanta BravosLarry Lintz2BExpos12Atlanta BravosBill SingerSPAngels
13Chicago CubsBobby ValentineOFAngles13Chicago CubsMarty PattinSPRoyals
14Minnesota TwinsBruce KisonSPPirates14Minnesota TwinsJim MasonssYankees
15Milwaukee BrewersCraig Kusick1BTwins15Milwaukee BrewersBuck MartinezcRoyals
16Pittsburgh PiratesBill ChampionSPBrewers16Pittsburgh PiratesRich CogginsCFOrioles
17Kansas City RoyalsRon LeFloreOFTigers17Kansas City RoyalsTom HallPReds
18Brewers (Via Dodgers) Blue Moon OdemSPA’s18Los Angeles DodgersLee LacyOFDodgers
19Cincinnati RedsSkip LockwoodSPAngels19Cincinnati RedsOllie BrownOFPhillies
20Baltimore OriolesRay SadeckiSPCardinals20Baltimore OriolesNate Colbert1bPadres

Rounds 9 & 10

Pick NumberTeamPlayerPositionTeam on CardPick NumberTeamPlayerPositionTeam on Card
1New York GiantsLindsey McDanelRPRoyals1New York GiantsAlex JohnsonOFYankees
2Philadelphia PhilliesJoe ColemanSPTigers2Philadelphia PhilliesJohnny EdwardsCHouston
3Montreal ExposSandy Alomar2bYankees3Montreal ExposLeroy StantonOFAngels
4New York Day TradersTom WalkerRPExpos4New York Day TradersDick BillingsCCardinals
5Boston Red SoxFred BeeneRPIndians5Boston Red SoxNelson BrilesRPRoyals
6Washington SenatorsDiego SeguiSPRedsox6Washington SenatorsJuan MarichallRPRedsox
7St. Louis CardinalsMel StottlemeyerSPYankees7St. Louis CardinalsEnos Cabel1BOrioles
8New York YankeesJoe HoernerRPRoyals8New York YankeesErnie McAnallyPBrewers
9Oakland A’sRon BryantSPGiants9Oakland A’sDave LaRoucheRPCubs
10Cleveland IndiansBob BartoncPadres10Cleveland IndiansHoratio PinaRPAngels
11Atlanta BravosDon HannCFMets11Atlanta BravosCecil UpshawRPYankees
12Chicago CubsJack AkerRPMets12Chicago CubsFred SchermanRPAstros
13Minnesota TwinsSteve BryeCFTwins13Minnesota TwinsBob MontgomeryCRedsox
14Milwaukee BrewersJoe NiekroRPBraves14Milwaukee BrewersLuis MelendezCFCardinals
15Pittsburgh PiratesBill HandsSPRangers15Pittsburgh PiratesDan SpilnerPPadres
16Kansas City RoyalsJohn MorlanRPPIrates17Kansas City RoyalsLowell PalmerPPadres
17Los Angeles DodgersTito Fuentes2BGiants18Los Angeles DodgersJohnny OatesCBraves
18Cincinnati RedsGene LocklearOFPadres19Cincinnati RedsTony OlivaDHTwins
19Baltimore OriolesEnzo HernandezSSPadres20Baltimore OriolesOtto VelezUtlYankees

Rounds 11 & 12

Pick NumberTeamPlayerPositionTeam on CardPick NumberTeamPlayerPositionTeam on Card
1New York GiantsBuddy BradfordOFWhite Sox1New York GiantsGene LamontCTigers
2Philadelphia PhilliesJerry MosesCTigers2Philadelphia PhilliesLew KrausePBraves
3New York Day TradersBill SharpOFWhite Sox3New York Day TradersTony Taylor2BPhillies
4Boston Red SoxDave TomlinRPPadres4Boston Red SoxDoug Griffin2BRedsox
5Washington SenatorsJim NorthrupOFOrioles5Washington SenatorsJim Spencer1BRangers
6St. Louis CardinalsMike WallaceRPPhillies6St. Louis CardinalsMilt WilcoxPIndians
7New York YankeesCy AcostaRPWhite Sox7New York YankeesPaul SiebertPAstros
8Oakland A’sTed KubickInfA’s8Oakland A’sBob MillerRPMets
9Cleveland IndiansFrank DuffySSIndians9Cleveland IndiansHarry ParkerPMets
10Atlanta BravosMario GuerreroSSRedsox10Atlanta BravosFritz PetersonSPIndians
11Chicago CubsTommy HarperOFRedsox11Chicago CubsTommy DavisDHOrioles
12Minnesota TwinsJerry TerellInfTwins12Minnesota TwinsEdwardo RodriguezPBrewers
13Milwaukee BrewersPete BrobergRPRangers13Milwaukee BrewersPepe FriesInfExpos
14Pittsburgh PiratesDick LangeRPAngels14Pittsburgh PiratesDick TidrowSPYankees
15Kansas City RoyalsSkip PitlockRPWhite Sox15Kansas City RoyalsJim RayRPTigers
16Los Angeles DodgersBen OgliveOFTigers16Los Angeles DodgersBob StintsonCExpos
17Cincinnati RedsBobby TolanCFPadres17Cincinnati RedsMike LumOFBraves
19Baltimore OriolesClyde WrightSPBrewers19Baltimore OriolesMickey StanleyCFTigers

Rounds 13 & 14

Pick NumberTeamPlayerPositionTeam on CardPick NumberTeamPlayerPositionTeam on Card
1New York Giants Al BumbyOF Orioles1New York GiantsJoe McIntoshPPadres
2New York Day Traders Fred Stanley Of Yankees2New York Day TradersGorman ThomasOFBrewers
3Boston Red Sox Ray Fosse c A’s3Boston Red SoxDuffy Dyercmets
4St. Louis CardinalsJim YorkRPAstros4St. Louis CardinalsTom Hutton1bPhillies
5New York YankeesJesus AlouOFA’s5New York YankeesBilly GrabarkewitzutlCubs
6Oakland A’sKen RudolphCGiants
7Cleveland IndiansGary Thomasonof/1bGiants6Cleveland IndiansLarry Milbourne2bAstros
8Atlanta BravosRay BurrisPCubs7Atlanta BravosDarryl KnowlesPA’s
9Chicago CubsJuan PizzaroPPirates8Chicago CubsGary SutherlandInfTigers
10Minnesota TwinsJim WolfordOFRoyals9Minnesota TwinsBob JohnsonPIndians
11Milwaukee BrewersDanny FrizellaPBraves10Milwaukee BrewersPaul CassanovaCBraves
12Pittsburgh PiratesDave LemanczykPTigers11Pittsburgh PiratesCharlie MooreCBrewers
13Kansas City RoyalsRandy HundleycTwins12Kansas City RoyalsDave Nelson2BRangers
14Los Angeles DodgersBobby MitchellOFBrewers13Los Angeles DodgersAl DowningPDodgers
15Cincinnati RedsBill GieifPPadres14Cincinnati RedsStan BahnsenPWhite Sox
16Baltimore OriolesTom PacorickutilDodgers15Baltimore OriolesGeorge MitterwaldcCubs

Rounds 15 & 16

Pick NumberTeamPlayerPositionTeam on CardPick NumberTeamPlayerPositionTeam on Card
1New York GiantsJim Dwyer1BCardinals1New York GiantsAl KalineOFTigers
2New York Day TradersReggie Sanders1BTigers2New York Day TradersLeo Cardenes3BRangers
3Boston Red SoxDave MayOFBrewers
4St. Louis CardinalsTim Johnson2bBrewers3St. Louis CardinalsGlenn Beckett2bPadres
5New York YankeesTom BradleyPGiants4New York YankeesVincente RomoPPadres
6Cleveland IndiansFrank LindsyRPPhillies5Cleveland IndiansMerv RetmoundOFReds
7Atlanta BravosPepe MangualOFExpos6Atlanta BravosJessie JeffersonPOrioles
8Chicago CubsIvan MurreallUtlBraves7Chicago CubsBill LaxtonPPadres
9Minnesota TwinsMike CorkinsPBrewers8Minnesota TwinsMike TysonInfCardinals
10Milwaukee BrewersTom HildendorfPIndians9Milwaukee BrewersLeon RobersOFTigers
11Pittsburgh PiratesBill Sudakis1B/3BYankees10Pittsburgh Piratesbill RobinsonOFPhillies
12Kansas City RoyalsChris Arnold2BGiants11Kansas City RoyalsSam McDowellRPYankees
13Los Angeles DodgersJim NettlesOFTigers12Los Angeles DodgersMac ScarcePPhillies
14Cincinnati RedsRick StelmaszekcCubs13Cincinnati RedsBill SlaybackPTigers
15Baltimore OriolesLerrin LegrowSPTigers14Baltimore OriolesJerry JohnsonPAstros

Rounds 17 & 18

Pick NumberTeamPlayerPositionTeam on CardPick NumberTeamPlayerPositionTeam on Card
1New York GiantsCraig RobinsonSSBraves
2New York Day TradersDick SharonOFTigers
3New York YankeesDave SellsPAngels1New York YankeesMorris NettlesOF Angels
4Cleveland IndiansJim MerrittPRangers2Cleveland IndiansAngel ManuelOFA’s
5Atlanta BravosDanny Cater1BRedsox3Atlanta BravosEd Kirpatrick1BPirates
6Chicago CubsJim McAndrewsPPadres4Chicago CubsVic Harris2BCubs
7Minnesota TwinsPat BourquecTwins5Minnesota TwinsPaul Schall3BAngels
8Milwaukee BrewersDick PolePRedsox6Milwaukee BrewersJerry HairstonOFWhite Sox
9Pittsburgh PiratesFernando GonzalezINFYankees7Pittsburgh PiratesCarlos MayOFWhite Sox
10Kansas City RoyalsGeorge CullverPPhillies8Kansas City RoyalsEd Goodson1BGiants
11Los Angeles DodgersRay CorbinPTwins9Los Angeles DodgersWayne TwitchellPPhillies
12Cincinnati RedsLuke WalkerPTigers10Cincinnati RedsBill PlumberCReds
13Baltimore OriolesEddie WattPPhillies11Baltimore OriolesGeorge StonePMets

Rounds 19 & 20

Pick NumberTeamPlayerPositionTeam on CardPick NumberTeamPlayerPositionTeam on Card
1New York YankeesFred HoldsworthPTigers
2Cleveland IndiansMike RyanCPirates1Cleveland IndiansBill MoranPWhite Sox
3Atlanta BravosDick WoodsonPYankees2Atlanta BravosCharlie SandscAngels
4Minnesota TwinsRoric HarrisonPAtlanta3Minnesota TwinsCito GastonofPadres
5Pittsburgh PiratesDuke SimsCTexas4Pittsburgh PiratesManny MotaofDodgers
6Kansas City RoyalsJim WilloughbyPSF5Kansas City RoyalsJohn BoccabellacGiants
7Los Angeles DodgersSteve KlinePIndians6Los Angeles DodgersRusty GerhardtPPadres
8Cincinnati RedsHarmon Killebrew1bTwins7Cincinnati RedsCarmen FanzoneOFCubs
9Baltimore OriolesDick BaneyPReds8Baltimore OriolesNorm Cash1BTigers

Rounds 21 & 22

Pick NumberTeamPlayerPositionTeam on CardPick NumberTeamPlayerPositionTeam on Card
1Cleveland Indians Ken McMullen3BDodgers
2Atlanta Bravos Larry HaneyPPadres1Atlanta BravosJohn Knox2bTigers
3Minnesota TwinsChris CannizzariocPadres
4Pittsburgh PiratesPedro Garcia2BBrewers2Pittsburgh PiratesDave Roberts3bPadres
5Kansas City RoyalsFrank BakerInfOrioles3Kansas City RoyalsBob Oliver1bOrioles
6Los Angeles DodgersJack KucekPWhite sox4Los Angeles DodgersSteve ArlinPIndians
7Cincinnati RedsJerry TurnerOFPadres
8Baltimore OriolesDick McAulffe2bRedsox5Baltimore OriolesDerron Johnson1BRedsox

Rounds 23 & 24

Pick NumberTeamPlayerPositionTeam on CardPick NumberTeamPlayerPositionTeam on Card
1Atlanta Bravos Don StanhousePRangers1Atlanta BravosBill Stein3bWhite Sox
2Pittsburgh PiratesJoe LovetoOfRangers2Pittsburgh PiratesJoe lis1bIndians
3Los Angeles DodgersBill StonehamPAngels3Los Angeles DodgersDavid ClydePTexas
4Baltimore OriolesDick Green2bA’s4Baltimore OriolesBob Heise2bAngels

Rounds 25 & 26

Pick NumberTeamPlayerPositionTeam on CardPick NumberTeamPlayerPositionTeam on Card
1Atlanta Bravos Kurt Bevacqua 3bRoyals1Atlanta BravosDal MaxvillssA’s
2Pittsburgh PiratesTed Martinez2bmets2Pittsburgh PiratesKen Boswell2bMets
3Los Angeles DodgersLeron LeeIndians

Well the wild cards rounds are done so now it’s time for the divisional rounds

AL

Kansas City Royals (95-67) 3rd Seed at Milwaukee Brewers (92-70) Beta Division title

Season series Milwaukee 6-4

Kansas City Royals

The Royals have one big bat in the person of veteran Frank Robinson who found the fountain of youth this season with 25 HR leading the team. Former MVP Bobby Murcer has not come back to the levels he had in NY but he put up reasonable numbers for the team.

But the strength of the team is their ace Bert Blyleven who dominated the majors winning the AL Cy Young in a walk winning 25 (most in majors) with the 2nd best ERA in the majors 2.41. Bob Reynolds managed 10 wins in relief. Doug Bird picked up 6 saves in six chances and Ramon Hernandez added 18 more but also blew seven. The rest of the rotation Nelson Briles, Bill Greif and Mike Cuellar were adequate with mid range ERA’s (3.69- 4.15)

The individual numbers aren’t earth shattering but they were good enough to be 3rd in the AL in batting and 2nd in the league in doubles. It all added up to 95 wins and kept KC in the fight for the division until the very end of the season.

Secret Weapon: Contact. Only the Yankees and the Cardinals stuck out less that the Royals this season.

Milwaukee Brewers 92-70 1st AL Beta

Milwaukee lives and Dies with Pete Rose who led the league in batting hitting .339 and hits 224 hits including 10 triples and 34 doubles. Rose scored 102 runs and drove in 100 despite only hitting 2 HR all season. This was made possible in part thanks to two things. Ron Fairly (146 walks) and Denis Menke (119 walks) batting ahead of him and Billy Williams last year’s triple crown winner in the NL who not only did not make Atlanta’s cut but somehow dropped to 17th in the draft allowing Milwaukee to pick him up to bat behind Rose, where he hit .296 with 22 HR and 122 runs driven in (2nd in AL). Rookie Catcher Darryl Porter finally got some full time play and kept the balls going out adding power to a team that lacked it. The final pieces came in a trade with Boston which lost them Bernie Carbo’s great bat, OBP and Arm, but gained the Bud Harrelson’s defense and Willie Davis’ range and Bat to round them out.

On the Mound the Rotation of Ken Holtzman 18-14 3.12 , Don Wilson 20-8 3.33 and Al Downing 14-11 2.81 (plus 3 saves in 4 chances) is one of the best in the majors. Add to that George Stone 11-7 3.68 as the #4 man who might be a #2 or 3 on any other team and you have one of the most devastating rotations in the game, particularly 2-4. Ellis Sosa managed 15 saves but led the league with 8 blown and veteran Bob Miller did much better saving 8 and blowing only two.

Secret Weapon OF Steve Byre .286 9 HR & 58 RBI might not seem like much but hit .300 with a .386 OBP vs LHP

Peter’s pick. (Full disclosure I manage Milwaukee) In a five game series Bert Blyleven might get 2 starts which is bad news for Milwaukee but Milwaukee has the advantage both in pitching for games 2-4 and in Batting overall. The wild card that might make the difference is that the Brewers Rotation leans heavily left and KC as a team was 34-18 vs LHP (.654) It’s going to be a tight series thanks to that stat but I just don’t think Kansas City has enough bats to overcome a Milwaukee team that constantly wears down pitching staffs. But of course if it goes to a game 5 and Blyleven starts with the game on the line KC can feel pretty good about themselves.

Brewers in 4

Orioles 101-61 vs Twins 80-82 Season Series even 6-6

Baltimore lived by the long ball. Their 222 HR were not only the most in the AL by 55 they were a full 35 HR over Cincinnati which has one of the most devastating lineups in the game. They lead the majors in slugging and OBS with four players hitting over 30 HR (Amos Otis 36, Doug Rader 34, Davey Johnson 34 and Gene Tenace 32. Otis excelled in almost every category coming in 2nd in the MVP vote by only a point. In a league where only five qualifying batters hit .300 or better Baltimore had two (Otis .308 and Al Bumbry .302) along with Rich Coggins who with 407 plate appearances didn’t qualify but hit .322. That meant plenty of men on base as the balls cleared the fences. Tenace, Coggins, Otis, Bumbry and John Milner all had OBP from .360 (Tenace) to .387 (Otis) Three men scored over 100 runs (Otis, Johnson and Bumbry) and Tenace was only 3 runs short of being the 4th.

If all that power wasn’t enough Baltimore’s 3.72 ERA was very respectable and their top four starters Dave Roberts 18-11 3.22, Steve Renko 18-8 3.40, Andy Messerschmidt 21-11 3.61 and Rookie Jim Slaton 15-8 3.62 (a steal from Milwaukee last season) all with WHIP’s running from 1.16-1.35 means very few teams will get a chance to match them run for run. Closer Bob Locker managed 23 saves with only five blown and a 1.10 WHIP meaning that if they get to the 8th with a lead it’s likely not going anywhere.

Secret Weapon. In a league with few steals Al Bumbry 11 SB 1 CS and Don Baylor 8 SB 1 CS are a threat to run if given a chance

Minnesota Twins 80-82 2nd Wild card:

For the Twins team evaluation from wild card series click here.

Minnesota beats Cleveland 2-1

Game one:

Stan Bashan did his best Bert Blyleven imitation holding the tribe’s bats to five hits and one run over 9 innings. Meanwhile the twins two runs in the second on a Hisle single the third of three to start the inning and a fielders choice was more than enough to do the job even if they hadn’t added 3 in the sixth and another in the 8th

Twins 7 Indians 1

Game 2:

The Twins and the Tribe traded single runs back and forth off of Bob Moose and Dave McNally until Tony Perez went long with a man on in the 6th one of only 5 hits given up by McNally in 7 innings but Moose pitched 9 and gave up only one hit more to even things up

Indians 4 Twins 2

Game 3

The indians had their ace Jon Matlack for game three while the Twins answered with Alexander. The tribe struck first with one in the 3nd off a Hebner error after a walk and single but in the bottom of the inning. Al Oliver singled and Ray Fossie doubled him in to tie the game and then Mark Belanger throwing error plated Fossie and Sent Grich to 2nd with nobody out. He made it to 3rd on an Appricio single and scored on a Sac fly making it 3-1 when Buddy Bell returned the favor with an error of his own loading the bases and allowing Aparicio to score on a fielders choice. They never looked back. Each team traded a run later on but once Sparky Lyle came on the mound in the 9th the series belonged to Minnesota as he retired the side in order.

Twins 5 Indians 2

The pick: Baltimore is facing a Twins team that just won a close and played them even all season but it’s impossible to ignore the combination of this lineup with this rotation. I can’t see Minnesota pulling it off although if they can get a lead Lyle can give them a game

Orioles in 4

Chicago Cubs (79 – 83 ) at Cincinnati Reds: 120-42

Cincy won season series 8-4

Cubs 79-83 Won wild card in 3 games For team eval click here

Game 1 Burt Hooten held the Braves to a single run while Jeff Burroughs went deep on Catfish Hunter who was removed for a pinch hitter after giving up 4 runs in two innings. Those four were all the Cubs would need.

Chicago 9 Atlanta 1

Game 2

It was Fergie Jenkins who went long only giving up a pair of runs over 8 innings while Chicago went hitless with runners in scoring position. Rick Reuschel pitched into the 7th giving up 4 runs and a pair of homers but while Rollie Fingers gave up a solo shot it in the 9th it wasn’t enough to save the day.

Atlanta 6 Cubs 3

Game 3

Neither starter lasted Kooseman out after three innings and two runs while Decker also gave up a pair of runs but lasted an inning longer. However the Cubs advanced getting one in the 6th, two in the 7th and adding one more in the ninth thanks to going 5-17 with runners in scoring position while the Bravos managed only a single hit in seven such opportunities as three Cubs relievers managed six innings of shutout ball.

Chicago 6 Atlanta 2

Biggest surprise: Caesar Cedeno who had a spectacular season managed only one single in 11 trips to the plate

Cincinnati Reds 120-42

Cincinnati dominated the National League and everyone else making deal after deal to improve their team until they rolled up a final lineup Trades brought the Willie Stargell (.280 31 HR 117 RBI) Bill Sudakis (.282 26 HR 66 RBI) John Mayberry (.253 24 HR 80 RBI), Thurman Munson (.302 11 HR 68 RBI) and Ken Singleton ( .302 13 HR 78 RBI’s) Meanwhile hometown talent Joe Morgan scored an amazing 164 runs thanks to an obp of .402 while stealing 54 bases and Toby Harrah managed 16 HR and 69 RBI while batting .278 and Rookie Ken Griffey batted .322 in part time play a sign of great things to come.

Meanwhile when you look at the stats of the arms in Cincy you notice one amazing fact: The worst ERA for any pitcher who even pitched part of a season for the Reds is 4.80 and the WORST on the current roster who pitched 20 innings or more is Don Gullett who went 15-8 with an ERA of 3.83. Again trades made the difference Jim Brewer 6-1 out of the pen with an ERA of 3.50 & a WHIP of 1.27, Starter Jack Billingham acquired early in the season won 19 of his 20 wins for the Reds with a 3.44 ERA and a 1.17 WHIP. Bill Bonham 5-3 with a 3.40 ERA and a 1.34 WHIP. Mel Stottlemyre 15-3 3.01 ERA and 1.34 WHIP and finally ageless Don McMahon who went 4-0 with an ERA of 0.96 at the age of 43. But home grown relivers like Pedro Borbon 13-8 22 saves and Dick Barney (10-0) certainly did their share.

And if all of that wasn’t enough their .986 fielding percentage was 4th best in the majors and only a single point behind the 3 leaders.

Secret Weapon: In a league full of base stealers Reds Catchers threw out 14 in 29 attempts (.483)

Peter’s pick: One has to give the Cubs credit for pluck they managed to eliminate a stronger Braves team in three games but facing a team 2nd in the majors in pitching (3.23) OBP (.346 1st in NL) slugging (.429 1st in NL) , 4th in fielding (.986) and first in batting (.265) in the Majors I can’t see pluck managing to win more than one game at best.

Reds in 4

Pittsburgh Pirates 95-67 vs Los Angeles Dodgers 110-52 Pittsburgh 6-4 season series

Pirates 1st Wild Card

Rod Carew hit .353 to lead the majors and scored 121 runs thanks to a .419 OBP while driving in 83. Tommy Harper had a resurgent year scoring 117 of his own while hitting 17 HR and stealing 19 bases. George Scott (.295 16 HR 83 RBI) and Bill Melton (,279 23 HR 88 RBI) gave plenty of people fits but Hammering Hank Aaron ruled the roost smacking 53 Home Runs and driving in 147 while scoring 113 of his own with an OBP of .389. Only Cincy drove in more runs than the Pirates

On the Mound Gaylord Perry had another banner year going 15-7 with an ERA of 2.42 and a WHIP of 1.19. Despite giving up 18 HR in 247 innings Jim Colburn went 15-6 and posted a 3.17 ERA and a 1.26 WHIP. Bill Singer was the hard luck man in the rotation. Batters only hit .213 against him, he put up a WHIP of 1.21 and an ERA of 3.11 but only managed a 14-14 record. Even worse for the Pirates foes if the game got to the 8th or 9th on came Mike Marshall who saved 25 of 29 and went 13-8 in 63 games of relief.

Finally the Pirates had the best defense in the majors with the fewest errors in the majors.

Secret Weapon. Tom Bradly who worked both a starter and a reliver and was highly effective in both locations.

Add these things together and it means a lot of trouble for a lot of good teams with better records.

LA Dodgers 1st in NL Beta Division:

Batting: Willie McCovey .261 34 HR and 90 RBI was a terror to pitchers in the league, so much so that they walked him 132 times (against only 107 k’s). Joe Ferguson only managed to hit .210 but hit 24 HR and drove in 77 when he did hit. Mike Lum and Garry Maddox both hit over .300 to support the cause which helped them to a +243 run differental.

But the real reason for that number was the pitching. The TEAM ERA of the Dodgers was 2.49! That’s just under 3/4 of a run less than any other major league team. The duo of Tom Seaver (7-3 2.50) acquired from the Daytraders and Don Sutton 22-10 2.32 are a devastating pair. The underrated Wayne Twitchell went 16-7 with a 2.49 ERA a WHIP of 1.07 and an avg against .191 while pitching 3rd in the rotation. To put it all in perspective. The pitcher who did the worst for them was J. R. Richard who had a 3.46 ERA with batters hitting .206 against him. He’s the #5 man.

The Dodgers have a good offense but not overpowering however their rotation is so much better than anyone else how does a team manage to have a chance?

Peter’s Pick

If there was a series of the week this one would be it. Two formidable teams with two excellent managers. By sheer numbers one must make the Dodgers who finished a full 15 games ahead of the Bucks the edge but that didn’t stop Pittsburgh from winning the season series. Basically star studded hitting (Pit) with one great pitcher and plenty of very good ones vs a star studded rotation with one star hitter and an excellent supporting cast. With the #1 & 2 NL Cy Young pitchers and a team ERA almost a full runner better than Pit the Dodgers will be stingy but I have a feeling that Hammering Hank will get the last laugh.

Pirates in 5 but just barely

Scholars Believe Explosive Growth Of The Early Church Was Due To Christians Being Allowed To Eat Bacon (Babylon Bee who thought of it 1st)

AI Generated 1st Century Christians eating Bacon Strips

As a rule I don’t trust Grok for anything actually important or for opinions. The one time I did try to trust it to work on a baseball schedule for me it messed it up completely, when I pointed out the mistakes it apologized and made a new schedule with different mistakes till I just said forget it.

However it excels on stuff that isn’t important that can be funny. A few days ago I imagined Mel Brooks as the 2000 year old man explaining how BACON was the actual secret to the rise of Christianity.

Since Mel is actually nearing 2000 years old I figured he wasn’t up to doing it himself and Carl Reiner his straight man is suffering from a chronic case of death I decided that this was a task that Grok could do.

The result wasn’t perfect. Brooks’ 2000 year old man would never used “the interviewer’s” first name and and some of the jokes were a tad repetitive but what Grok spat out was not a bad first draft.

So if you’re curious (and even if you’re not) here it is:

My question to Grok:

based on the original 2000 year old man recordings staring Carl Reiner and Mel Brooks as the 2000 year man give me the script for a 3-6 minute exchange where Reiner questions Brooks on how Christianity ended so popular worldwide despite early persecution with Brooks final conclusion being it was all because of Bacon and how delicious it was.

Here is Grok’s answer unabridged:

Below is a 3-6 minute comedic script inspired by the style of Carl Reiner and Mel Brooks’ 2000 Year Old Man recordings. It captures their playful, improvisational dynamic, with Reiner as the straight-man interviewer and Brooks as the ancient, wisecracking 2000 Year Old Man. The exchange focuses on the rise of Christianity despite early persecution, culminating in Brooks’ absurd conclusion that bacon was the key to its success. The dialogue is written to feel spontaneous, peppered with Brooks’ characteristic Yiddish-inflected humor and Reiner’s dry probing, aiming for a runtime of roughly 4-5 minutes when performed at their typical pace.

Carl Reiner (Interviewer): Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, I’m here with the 2000 Year Old Man, a man who has lived through centuries of human history. Sir, you’ve seen empires rise and fall, religions come and go. I want to ask you about Christianity. It started as a small movement, heavily persecuted by the Romans, yet it spread across the world. How did it get so popular despite all that opposition?

Mel Brooks (2000 Year Old Man): (in a thick, gravelly Yiddish accent) Oh, Christianity, yeah, yeah, I was there! Persecution, schmecsecution! You wanna know the real story? It’s not what you think, Carl. It wasn’t the sermons, it wasn’t the miracles, it wasn’t even the “love thy neighbor” stuff—although that was a nice touch, very catchy. No, no, no. It was bacon.

Reiner: Bacon? Wait a minute, sir, are you saying—

Brooks: I’m saying bacon, Carl! B-A-C-O-N, bacon! The greatest food ever invented! You ever smell bacon frying? It’s like God himself is whispering in your nose, “Come to the kitchen, bubbeleh, I got something for ya!” That’s what got Christianity going. Forget the catacombs, forget the martyrs—this was a bacon-based operation.

Reiner: But sir, Christianity emerged from Judaism, which strictly forbids eating pork. How could bacon possibly—

Brooks: (interrupting) Forbidden, shmorbidden! Look, I was around, I saw it happen. Early Christians, they’re hiding in caves, they’re dodging lions, they’re whispering about salvation. But then, one day, some Roman convert—probably a guy named Tony, good guy, big schnoz—he says, “Fellas, I know we’re supposed to stick to the rules, but I snuck some bacon from the market.” And he fries it up. The smell, Carl! The smell! It wafted through the cave like a divine revelation. Suddenly, everybody’s like, “Jesus who? Pass the bacon!”

Reiner: (dryly) So you’re suggesting that the early Christians abandoned kosher dietary laws because of bacon?

Brooks: Abandoned? They didn’t abandon nothin’! They said, “Look, if God didn’t want us to eat bacon, why’d He make it so crispy and delicious?” It was a theological breakthrough! They’re sitting there, munching, and one guy—smart fella, probably a rabbi before he switched teams—he says, “This bacon is so good, we gotta spread this religion to everybody!” And that’s when they started proselytizing. They’d go to a village, hold up a strip of bacon, and say, “Join us, and you get this.” Boom! Converts left and right.

Reiner: But sir, the Romans were feeding Christians to lions! Surely bacon wasn’t enough to overcome that kind of persecution.

Brooks: Lions, shmions! You think a lion’s gonna scare a guy who’s tasted bacon? I saw it myself. A Christian gets thrown in the Colosseum, lion’s roaring, crowd’s cheering, and the Christian pulls out a little piece of bacon from his toga. He waves it at the lion—poof! Lion sits down, wags its tail like a puppy. The crowd goes nuts, they all convert on the spot. “We want what he’s got!” they’re yelling. Bacon was the ultimate PR move.

Reiner: (skeptical) So you’re saying the global spread of Christianity—across Europe, Asia, Africa—was driven by… bacon?

Brooks: Absolutely! Look, Carl, you gotta understand human nature. People don’t join a religion for fancy theology or eternal life—that’s all fine, but it’s abstract, it’s meshuggeh. Bacon is real. You bite it, it crunches, it melts in your mouth. By the time Christianity hit Constantinople, they were building churches with bacon stands out front. You think St. Peter’s Basilica got built on prayers alone? No, they had a bacon cart in the square—two strips for a denarius, best deal in Rome!

Reiner: But what about the spiritual aspects? The teachings of Jesus, the apostles, the—

Brooks: (interrupting) Spiritual, shmiritual! I’m telling ya, Carl, the apostles were smart. They knew bacon was their secret weapon. Paul? That guy was the bacon king! He’d walk into a town, preach a little, then hand out bacon samples. People’d say, “This guy’s got the truth—and a side of crispy!” By the time he left, half the town was Christian, and the other half was just waiting for the next bacon shipment.

Reiner: (deadpan) So your final conclusion is that Christianity’s worldwide success is due to bacon?

Brooks: Final conclusion? Carl, it’s the only conclusion! Bacon was the miracle nobody talks about. You wanna know why Christianity beat out the pagans, the Zoroastrians, the whatevers? Because nobody else had bacon. You try converting someone with a bowl of lentils—good luck! Bacon was the game-changer. And let me tell ya, Carl, to this day, every time I smell bacon frying, I think, “Those Christians, they knew what they were doing.” (pauses, dreamily) Mmm… bacon…

Reiner: (sighs) Thank you, 2000 Year Old Man. That’s… certainly a perspective. Ladies and gentlemen, we’ll be back with more insights from history—or at least, from the kitchen.


With a nod to the Babylon Bee who had the story first: