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He can’t even get the Zombie appointment through.

Posted: March 11, 2009 by datechguy in fun, oddities
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How bad it it appointment-wise for the Obama administration? There is even a scandal involving his new Zombie cabinet position Secretary of Undead Affairs appointment as the Star Village World Inquisitor reports:

An unexpected snag occurred today as members of the senate ethics committee uncovered documents related to Mr. Murman’s death, showing that his family never paid the required death or estate taxes associated with his death. Mr. Murman and his representatives were unavailable for comment on the allegations, brought forth this morning.

The White House is crying discrimination:

“This is precisely the sort of thing that this new post is meant to discourage,” says White House aid Dirk Diggler. “If Murman was a live person, his integrity probably wouldn’t even be questioned. It’s pure bigotry!” Diggler declined to comment on other tax problems Obama appointments have been under scrutiny for, calling it “a coincidence.”

Ted Kennedy however a longtime supporter of the death tax is having none of it:

“It’s bad enough the undead pay no income taxes,” said Senator Ted Kennedy. “er, ah, I mean come on. When you die, you er, ah, need to pay your death taxes. It’s the er, ah, last time you have to pay, and failure to do so is a slap in the face of the living.”

Since reportedly Mr. Murman’s family put the unpaid death taxes in the stock market the funds unfortunately are deader than he is.

I’m Labashicuts!

Posted: March 10, 2009 by datechguy in oddities
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I’m with you Brother!

A very old Catholic Joke

Posted: March 10, 2009 by datechguy in catholic, fun, oddities
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My Grandfather who died when I was 4 used to tell this joke before my mother was born. It predates his coming to America in 1906. (more…)

I guess he’s served his purpose

Posted: March 6, 2009 by datechguy in oddities
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…so D.L. Hughly can be safely canceled.

At least he managed to bloody Steele before he went eh?