By John Ruberry

While he hasn’t yet devolved to the level of Joe Biden or Kamala Harris, Brandon Johnson, the new leftist mayor of Chicago, certainly says some stupid things. 

Worse, for Johnson that is, his moronic statements add arrows to the quivers of his critics, particularly snarky ones like the writers a the Hey Jackass site, and yes, people like me.

Last week, 300-400 youths attacked a South Loop 7-Eleven in Chicago and looted it. Sadly, the thugs were beaten with clubs by employees–that was in Stockton, California

Maybe next time for Chicago.

But 40 of the creeps were arrested, they were aged from 12 to 20. Yep, 12-years-old. Well, as it’s still summer vacation time in Chicago, at least Sunday wasn’t what my parents called a school night. 

Speaking of schools, Johnson was the mayoral candidate of the far-left Chicago Teachers Union. He went from being a CTU teacher, to a CTU organizer, then on to being elected a Cook County commissioner. In that last post, Johnson still collected a $100,000 annual salary from the CTU.

The Chicago Teachers Union is a longtime apologist for the failures of Chicago’s youths, partly because they bear some responsibility for those failures, because Chicago’s schools educate children quite poorly.

Chicago is in for a bumpy ride.

Last week, while being questioned about the convenience store riot, oops, make that “large gathering,” Johnson scolded a reporter for calling the mayhem “mob action,” even though it is a legal term in state law.

“Respectfully, these large gatherings — these large gatherings — hang on a second. I promise you we have time to talk,” Johnson replied. He added, “It’s important that we speak of these dynamics in an appropriate way. This is not to obfuscate what has actually taken place. We have to be very careful when we use language to describe certain behavior. There’s history in this city. I mean, to refer to children as, like, ‘baby Al Capones’ is not appropriate.”

After the next youth riot, which the rioters call “teen takeovers,” I will probably use a headline here, or on my own blog, along the lines of “Baby Al Capones involved in yet another Chicago mob action.” Thanks for the material, Mr. Mayor! Keep ’em coming!

I’ve lived my whole life in the Chicago area, and the term “baby Al Capones” is a new one for me. As it is for Fraternal Order of Police President John Catanzara, who said in a YouTube video:

Nobody is renaming anybody little mini-Al Capones. But they certainly, in many cases, had the same, terrorizing effect that Al Capone had 100 years ago with these teen takeovers, where they think they can do whatever they want with no repercussions, no parental supervision and no accountability — specifically apparent by the mayor’s office in City Hall, who wants to excuse all of this bad behavior because Chicago has a past. So that means: Do whatever the hell you want apparently.

Indeed, it does. 

Johnson has also called the teen takeovers “trends.” You know, a trend, like a new style of clothing. 

Do you have your “riot chic” duds yet? Don’t toss out your COVID masks! They’re back in style!

In the last Chicago riot, a much larger one which happened in April, two weeks after Johnson’s victory over a law-and-order moderate Democrat in a runoff election, Johnson said, “It is not constructive to demonize youth who have otherwise been starved of opportunities in their own communities.”

Hey teens! If you don’t want to be demonized, don’t act demonically. 

Johnson dismissed the riot, where at least two people were brutally beaten, by saying that sometimes kids make “silly decisions.”

The mayor, who is expected to name a new police commissioner this week, campaigned on a “holistic” approach to fighting crime.

The first attempt at holistic crimefighting in Chicago was tried over Memorial Day weekend with the introduction of yellow-donned civilian “peacekeepers.” But one of them, an ex-con, joined in as a mob, uh, make that “large gathering,” beat and robbed a man. 

After the violent attack, the accused removed his yellow peacekeeper vest, his version, I guess, of giving two weeks’ notice.

Let’s go Brandon!

John Ruberry regularly blogs at Marathon Pundit.

Carry On Tommy Jazz is Wrong Here

Posted: August 6, 2023 by datechguy in Uncategorized

I know and like Jazz Shaw but on the subject of Senator Tuberville’s refusal to allow unanimous consent he’s dead wrong.

In case you missed it, Army Secretary Christine Warmuth retired on Friday after serving in the post since May of 2021. At this point, both the Army and the Marines do not have a Senate-confirmed leader, and the ranks of the Joint Chiefs are growing thin. This is because Alabama GOP Senator Tommy Tuberville has placed a hold on all military promotions. Defense Secretary Lloyd Austin told reporters that both troop retention and readiness are at risk because of this logjam. And it’s happening at a time when the military was already missing most of its recruiting goals prior to Tuberville shutting down the process. Considering how close we seem to be to a possible war with another major world power on any given day, this is an unacceptable situation. (Associated Press)

That’s false in two ways, first of all as Shaw himself notes this is not a hold, they could bring up the promotion for the Army and Marines and scheduled a regular vote which would likely pass. Yes that would not cover ALL the promotions on hold but it means neither the Army nor the Navy would be short of a head.

2nd of all the problem with retention has nothing to do with these held up promotions, it has to do with the remaking of the armed services from a fighting force to an organization out to push the woke agenda of the left, and I strongly suspect that many of those awaiting promotion at the highest levels can’t wait to push such an agenda because if they were not, this administration would not be out to advance them.

I suspect the real fear in putting these promotions through regular order would be the public exposition of those woke records and agendas because if there are hearings and votes those type of things tend to come out.

So while I respect Jazz and his opinion, let me say it’s a splendid thing to see someone fighting this administration in a way that works. Carry on Tommy!

Would you consider the title describes the U.S. Military right now?

No? Maybe the U.S. Army?

No?

Well, don’t tell Forbes that.

Now, I don’t have any beef with General McConville. He seems like a nice enough person. And according to RAND studies, while the military has been struggling to recruit new members, its actually doing well overall on retention numbers, meeting around 100% of its retention goals.

But best shape in decades? The military is a young person’s game, and the Army more so than most. Retention spiked during the COVID pandemic because the military basically suspended all the rules to desperately keep people in, and people that were getting out were looking at a terrible job market, so it was a win-win for everyone. Then the military went on the COVID vaccine witch-hunt, lost Afghanistan and in general lost its way.

The high retention you see now is not going to last. If you had 18 years in and fell under the old “20 or nothing” retirement, of course you’re going to stay in. But the retirement changed in 2018, so we’re now at the 5-year mark, and retention for servicemembers that enlisted under the new retirement is going to become a problem. The Army has made up the overall numbers by lowering physical fitness standards and failing less people in boot camp, but that won’t make a difference when there simply aren’t enough people in boot camp.

People will continue to blast Senator Tuberville for “depriving” the Army of Senate-confirmed leadership, but insisting that the Army and all the other services focus on killing our enemies instead of innocent babies is the only long-term fix. Maybe we’ll get lucky and more of the generals and admirals that lost our last wars will retire instead of hanging around. One could only hope.

This post represents the views of the author and not those of the Department of Defense, Department of the Navy, or any other government agency.

If you want to understand the difference between the traditional culture of the American right and the culture of grievance that rules today of the left consider this song:

♫ I went to my Grandfather and told him I was mad
My parents make up stupid rules and they don't understand
The man from the old country said "Son don't you be a chump"
If things aren't just the way you want you've gotta suck it up!" ♫

♫ Suck it up!  Suck it up!
You do not realize your own good luck ♫

♫ So when things aren't how you want em, and you think your young life sucks
Don't whine and complain or act insane you just go suck it up
Don't whine and complain or act insane you just go suck it up ♫

♫ I was talking to my Father, said work is kinda sad
My boss constantly leans on me and the money it is bad ♫

♫ My father he just grinned at me said: "Welcome to the club.  
until the day you're filthy rich you gotta suck it up" ♫

♫ Suck it up, suck it up
Your work is how your family gets their grub ♫

♫ So if when work is not the greatest and you fell like you're just  fucked
Don't whine and complain or act insane you just go suck it up
Don't whine and complain or act insane you just go suck it up ♫

♫I sat down with my brothers and said" I'm all depressed
My wife won't lay a hand on me and all my kids are pests" ♫

♫ My brothers they all grinned at me like men who heard enough. 
"All families have their problems so a man must suck it up."
Suck it up, Suck it up
You're not the only guy who is hard up" ♫

 ♫ So when family becomes a burden that's when you must man up
Don't whine and complain or act insane you just go suck it up
Don't whine and complain or act insane you just go suck it up ♫

♫ I said to Fr. Robert "I want some sympathy"
"When bad stuff happens to me no one ever shows pity" ♫

♫ My pastor with a kindly look said "Remember well my son
When Christ was hanged upon the cross he choose to suck it up" ♫

♫ Suck it up, Suck it up
The world it is designed to trip you up ♫

 ♫ ”When suffering when you should not you're are like the holy one
Don't whine and complain do it Christ's way you just go suck it up
Don't whine and complain or act insane you just.. go.. suck... it... up ♫

♫ Suck it up. ♫

I suspect this song would be very popular with my parents and grandparents generation but the very concept of it would cause the college students of today to reach for emotional support stuffed animals.

If you need to know how the tune is paced and have a strong stomach here is how it is supposed to sound.

WARNING!: Taylor Swift I’m not.