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Song: The Immaculate Conception: Joy to the World (Sung to the Three Dog Night Tune)

Posted: August 15, 2025 by datechguy in catholic, catholic devotions
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You can’t go wrong with our lady
🎵 Joachim and Anne were good folks
They loved the Lord just fine
They never imagined that the Grandson they'd be having
Would be their God divine
And would appear both as bread and fine wine 🎵

🎵 Singin'...
Joy to the world
All the boys and girls now
Joy to the sinners who will be redeemed
Joy to you and me 🎵

🎵 That day the prince of the world
Did not know what to do
There was no sin of Adam to let him get at her
So her love of God shined through 🎵

🎵 Pray it now
Joy to the world
All the boys and girls
Joy to the sinners her son will redeem
Joy to you and me 🎵

🎵 You know I love Our lady
She leads me to her son
My sins are forgiven inside me he is living
That most straight shootin' son-of-a-gun
With Mary keeping the devil on the run 🎵

🎵 Joy to the world
All the boys and girls
Joy to the sinners who will be redeemed
Joy to you and me 🎵

🎵 Joy to the world
All the boys and girls
Joy to the sinners Jesus will redeem 
Joy to you and me 🎵

🎵 Joy to the world
Sinners will be free
Joy to the world
Today Mary is conceived 🎵

🎵 Joy to the world
All the boys and girls now
Joy to us sinners that will be redeemed 
Joy to you and me (Amen) 🎵

🎵 Joy to the world (Hail Mary!)
All the boys and girls
Joy to those sinners her son will redeem
Joy to you and me
You know I mean 🎵

🎵 Joy to the world (Amen!)
All the boys and girls
Joy to the sinners she will help set free
Joy to you and me
You know I mean 🎵

🎵 Joy to the world
All the boys and girls (Hail Mary!)
Joy to the sinners Christ will soon redeem
Joy to you and me 🎵

If you don’t know the tune here is a link to the three dog night karaokie version

Invoking St. Myron of Crete on his Feastday with Song (to the Tune of Taking Care of Business)

Posted: August 8, 2025 by datechguy in catholic, catholic devotions
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Today is the feast day of St. Myron of Crete known for his hard work which brought him prosperity in youth, generous nature to the poor and after the death of his wife priest at 30 then Bishop of Crete for many decades till his death.

In honor of the feast, let me present to you the St. Myron Bishop of Crete song, sung to the tune of: Taking Care of Business by Backman-Turner Overdrive

He got up every morning from the day's first dawning
Said his prayers and then began his day.
He'd be planting and then seeding and he'd do the weeding, 
And then tend the grapes along the way
And as things were fine, he would give the poor his time
And and make sure every thing was OK
If he ever got annoyed, he'd offer it to The Lord
And continue all his work for the day

[Chorus]
And I've been Invoking St. Myron, let us pray
Invoking St. Myron, that's the way
Invoking St. Myron, join the fight
Invoking St. Myron, he will lead you straight to Christ, look out

[Guitar Solo]

St. Myron was a worker he never was shirkin' 
So prosperity, it came his way.
There was a band of thieves, who were jealous indeed
that he was so blessed instead of they
So they all resolved, they'd catch his on his threshing floor
And take everything they wanted the next day
But when they all came a'thieving instead of shouting or screaming
He helped them load all they could take


[Chorus]
And we've been invoking St. Myron, every day
Invoking St. Myron, let us pray
Invoking St. Myron, teach me right
Invoking St. Myron keep me on the path to Christ
Amen

[Guitar Solo]

[Bridge]
Whoo
They converted
I love it!
Found the Lord, he kept working
Wonders came, though his faith
Whoo!

[Guitar Solo]
(Ha ha, whoo hoo, oh yeah)

He was happy in his life and he took a wife
But she died at a very young age
So he took up ordination, served well the whole nation
So they elevated him to the Bishop rank
And for the next seventy years, he stayed in this the veil of tears
Keeping his flock from going astray
Till at the age of 100 years, The Lord said "c'mon up here
good and faithful servant of the way"

[Chorus]
So I'm Invoking St. Myron, Bishop of Crete
Invoking St Myron, Pray for me
Invoking St. Myron, steer me right
Invoking St. Myron come and lead me strait to Christ, yes, God bless

[Chorus]
Invokin' St. Myron, Bishop of Crete
Invokin' St. Myron
Invokin' St. Myron, yo
Invokin' St. Myron
Invokin' St. Myron, Wonder worker
Invokin' St. Myron, not a shirker
Invokin' St. Myron, lead me right
Invokin' St. Myron, keep me on the path to Christ!

[Outro]
Invokin' St. Myron
Invokin' St. Myron
Invokin' St. Myron watch over me
Invokin' St. Myron, help me see
Invokin' St. Myron
Invokin' St. Myron
Invokin' St. Myron

Indulgence Calendar for June today and Pancake Breakfast Fundraiser: Sun June 8th 7 am-noon St Bernards Parish Fitchburg $5 per helping & $20 for a family (takeout available)

Posted: June 1, 2025 by datechguy in catholic, catholic devotions, charity, local, local stuff
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It’s the first of the month and that means it’s once again time for the monthly indulgence Calendar

indulgence calendar June 2025Download

Also an FYI Knights of Columbus Council 15962 aided by the Legion of Mary Gardner council will be putting on a pancake breakfast Sunday June 8th at St. Bernard’s Parish at St. Camillus Church on Mechanic St. in Fitchburg.

The breakfast will be to raise money to help pay for a defibrillator for the church so it will be available in the event of a heart attack taking place while folks are at mass or a function.

The price is $5 and includes Pancakes and Ham and if you’re eating on site coffee & something to drink. Takeout orders are available which will include pancakes, ham, syrup and spread for those who would rather eat at home.

If you have a large Catholic family we will feed your entire family for a flat $20.

About 300 servings or 75 family servings will cover the full cost even if we don’t raise the lot however much of the cost we can defer is great.

I’ll be cooking that Sunday so I’ll be away all morning, no time for blogging for me that day.

Hope to see you there and while your there if you’re a Catholic man check out the Knights of Columbus and see if you want to be part of our acts of faith and works, and if you’re a Catholic woman check out the Legion of Mary to see if you want to be a part of all they do.

Pro Tip on the Catholic Faith

Posted: May 9, 2025 by datechguy in catholic, Church doctrine
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Let’s be very blunt. I have no idea how Pope Leo XIV is going to work out, I can make a guess or two but that’s all it is, a guess.

If he wanted to be a Francis clone he could have taken the name Francis II, he didn’t.

If he wanted to be another John Paul II he could have taken the name John Paul III, he didn’t.

Until he actually does something we don’t know how the spirit will work in him, what his past will say about him or anything else.

At the age of 69 we’ll likely have many many years to judge how good a job he does, it’s also very possible that he will be the last pope I see in my lifetime.

He could be a saint, he could be a disaster, he could be an ordinary average pope (we haven’t really had one of those in my lifetime) or he could have a huge footprint on the world and the church for good or ill. I don’t know which it will be. Nor do I know how much his experiences as an Augustinian & a Canon Lawyer (both positives to me) will effect how he does things.

What I do know is this:

He’s the Pope, the head of the church elected by the college of cardinals per the laws of the church. He can trace a direct line from his pontificate to St. Peter. He’s the man in charge and if you’re going to start attacking & condemning the new Pope less than three hours after he’s been proclaimed, you’re doing the faith wrong.

There is a word for a Catholic that doesn’t respect the decision of the college of cardinals: “Protestant”.

Let’s not fall into the spiritual pride trap that the enemy wants, instead let’s both pray that we avoid it and pray for the new pope because if you think the enemy has you in his sights that goes 1000 times for any pope.

For the record it’s my belief that a Pope has two primary functions:

  1. Keep the faithful on the right track toward Christ
  2. Nudge the unfaithful or the non-Catholic on the right Track toward Christ

That’s the job.

What’s our job as the faithful? This:

Be a good catholic, pray, go to mass, receive the sacraments regularly and love your neighbor as Christ commands. Keep being and doing that and you’ll be fine no matter who the pope is.

That’s the secret.

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