Today we discover that its not just women and children that are hardest hit by this economy:
Joblessness up 20% among Zombie Population Many claim discrimination in favor of the living.
The Star Village World Inquisitor elaborates:
Lobbyists for the undead that try to peddle their influence on Capital Hill usually get rounded up and thrown into incinerators out of the sheer ignorance of the living. Most people that have been willing to help the undead in their efforts are shunned by others of their kind.
“Only through tolerance can we overcome this burden,” says Car the Zombie, spokesperson for the undead.
Considering the money that is being thrown around it was inevitable that the Zombie population would want its share of the pie, particularly since Acorn has been registering them and they have been a powerful voting bloc in Chicago for decades. Looks like Glenn was way ahead of the curve.
Via Gimmie 5 Cents who proves the economy is worse than we thought. After all during the depression they wanted you to spare a dime, he’s asking half price even with inflation!
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