…times continue to be tough as the Star Village World inquisitor reminds us:
… according to US Labor Department statistics released this week, joblessness and under-employment is disproportionately high among the undead population. A historical high of 24.8% was reached this month, as jobless claims among the undead continued to rise.
Combined with discrimination against the Undead it is a real problem, fortunately its Massachusetts to the rescue:
Massachusetts uses a different means of determining eligibility for unemployment. Under their constitution, the Commonwealth is able to tax the dead and undead alike, making Ms. Glass eligible for state-funded retraining, health benefits, and Affirmative-Action based job placement.
“I thank God for the Socialist Republik Commonwealth of Massachusetts,” Ms. Glass says. “If I unlived elsewhere, I wouldn’t even count as a person.”
In this age of Newspaper failings its nice to know we can get the Star Village World Inquisitor for only a few cents!
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