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“Herr Haupt, In the day traveling to Stalag 13 he’s slammed him against the wall, tripped him into tree, hit him with a board & pushed him off the truck, always seemingly ‘accidentally’. He’s trying to slay him!”

“Clearly the Ensign is trying to stop the Captain from exposing the plans!” said Hockstetter

“Plans?” Binghamton protested, “I don’t have any plans! Parker’s just a bumbling boob.”

“And killing your commanding officer is against regulations.” Parker added solemnly.

“Bah!” shouted Hockstetter, He was convinced the Captain was lying, although that man DID look like a bumbling boob.

Previously: A Stymied Sortie Next: An Accidental Meeting

“You mean neither of them know they’re on a mission?”

“As far as they know Carter, they were captured by accident”, Hogan replied as they checked their weapons, “Our job is to convince the Germans they’re the real thing & help them find the phony info.”

At that moment Cpl Newkirk gave whispered warning: “Colonel, Krauts at the tunnel!”

Hogan peered out of the periscope in dismay, guards were right at the tunnel exit, no way out. The fake attack on the truck carrying the officers to convince the Gestapo they had invasion plans was stymied before it could start.

Previously An Appropriate Incarceration. Next: Looks aren’t always deceiving

“Herr General I strongly object! We could question these prisoners anywhere else. Why send them from Italy to that incompetent bungler Kink?”

“Hochstetter I have my orders. These officers have key Allied invasion information and Klink has never had an escape.”

A crash came outside the door which opened to a dazed American captain, a picture frame around his neck, guards restraining him from throttling the bald apologizing Ensign trying to brush dust off him with his cap.

Burkhalter observed the odd spectacle, “Besides, being under an incompetent bungler seems the perfect place for this pair.”

Previously A desperate Plea Next: A Stymied Sortie

“You can’t do it” pleaded the Lt. Commander, “My exec deserves at least a chance!”

“As does the Captain!” added the smartly dressed Lieutenant next to him.

The Admiral looked gruffly at the pair.

“This plan has been on the board for over a year, we’re in the final stages of pulling off one of the greatest deceptions in the history of warfare, or did you think it’s was normal to transfer a PT command 10,000 miles in the middle of a war? Binghamton & Parker are naval officers and this is war, they have to take their chances.”

Next: An appropriate Incarceration