Archive for the ‘fun’ Category

If you want to understand the difference between the traditional culture of the American right and the culture of grievance that rules today of the left consider this song:

♫ I went to my Grandfather and told him I was mad
My parents make up stupid rules and they don't understand
The man from the old country said "Son don't you be a chump"
If things aren't just the way you want you've gotta suck it up!" ♫

♫ Suck it up!  Suck it up!
You do not realize your own good luck ♫

♫ So when things aren't how you want em, and you think your young life sucks
Don't whine and complain or act insane you just go suck it up
Don't whine and complain or act insane you just go suck it up ♫

♫ I was talking to my Father, said work is kinda sad
My boss constantly leans on me and the money it is bad ♫

♫ My father he just grinned at me said: "Welcome to the club.  
until the day you're filthy rich you gotta suck it up" ♫

♫ Suck it up, suck it up
Your work is how your family gets their grub ♫

♫ So if when work is not the greatest and you fell like you're just  fucked
Don't whine and complain or act insane you just go suck it up
Don't whine and complain or act insane you just go suck it up ♫

♫I sat down with my brothers and said" I'm all depressed
My wife won't lay a hand on me and all my kids are pests" ♫

♫ My brothers they all grinned at me like men who heard enough. 
"All families have their problems so a man must suck it up."
Suck it up, Suck it up
You're not the only guy who is hard up" ♫

 ♫ So when family becomes a burden that's when you must man up
Don't whine and complain or act insane you just go suck it up
Don't whine and complain or act insane you just go suck it up ♫

♫ I said to Fr. Robert "I want some sympathy"
"When bad stuff happens to me no one ever shows pity" ♫

♫ My pastor with a kindly look said "Remember well my son
When Christ was hanged upon the cross he choose to suck it up" ♫

♫ Suck it up, Suck it up
The world it is designed to trip you up ♫

 ♫ ”When suffering when you should not you're are like the holy one
Don't whine and complain do it Christ's way you just go suck it up
Don't whine and complain or act insane you just.. go.. suck... it... up ♫

♫ Suck it up. ♫

I suspect this song would be very popular with my parents and grandparents generation but the very concept of it would cause the college students of today to reach for emotional support stuffed animals.

If you need to know how the tune is paced and have a strong stomach here is how it is supposed to sound.

WARNING!: Taylor Swift I’m not.

100 Word Fan Fiction: A Lack of Trust

Posted: June 27, 2023 by datechguy in fan fiction, fun
Tags:

“You fools weren’t able to complete the simple task of delivering the Ensign for interrogation. Now you move the Captain to your headquarters when he was in the most secure POW camp in all of Germany?” The officer paused for effect, “Idiocy!”

“But Herr Carterheim…”

“No buts Leutnant Berlin Gestapo is taking no chances with this prisoner. As you & your men have proven yourselves incompetent our party will take him to Berlin ourselves, THEN we will decide if you will pay for this foolishness with your lives.

The Leutnant gulped as he called for the guard.

Previously: A Job Well Done Next: Generally Brilliant

100 Word Fan Fiction: A Job Well Done

Posted: June 26, 2023 by datechguy in fan fiction, fun
Tags:

He was finally free of them all.

A truck would come within a day to take the sly “Ensign” for intense questioning in Berlin, he could leave the “Captain” with Klink, whose pleas for mention in this affair faded as the car pulled away.

And Hogan, Hochstetter didn’t know what was more satisfying, the knowledge that his attempt to grab the fallen glasses led him to the hidden microdot within, his protests that gave the vital clue to the 2nd in Parker’s hat or his dejection as Schultz led him to the cooler.

He had won, his job was done.

Previously A key Moment, Next: A lack of trust

100 Word Fan Fiction: The Key Moment

Posted: June 23, 2023 by datechguy in fan fiction, fun
Tags:

Hogan barged in pointing: “Col Klink I must protest the delay in getting access to these prisoners.”

The Major glared: “What is this man doing here?”

Klink was nonplussed “Col Hogan these men are naval officers not under your jurisdiction.”

Hochstetter repeated: “WHAT IS THIS MAN DOING HERE?”

Hogan continued “They’re American prisoners covered by the Geneva convention!”

He had enough: “WHAT IS THIS MAN DOING HERE!”

Parker tapped his shoulder: “He’s arguing sir.”, Binghamton hit him with his hat Parker turned accidentally knocking his glasses onto the desk.

Only one man there realized the moment of truth was here.

Previously In Writing Next: A job well done