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100 Word Fan Fiction: In writing

Posted: June 21, 2023 by datechguy in fan fiction, fun
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“You’re the courier Admiral he’s your escort. You’ve traveled half way around the world to deliver the plans using your transfer to bypass our spy network.”

“Admiral?” he protested, “I’m Captain Binghamton and no sane man would pick this nincompoop to escort anything.”

“Then ‘Captain‘ Explain this treaty with Durani signed by ADMIRAL Binghamton and ADMIRAL Parker.

“ but,but he but I..” he stammered.

Hockstetter beamed in triumph: “You”, he pointed, “It’s clear you’re the brains of this operation.”

The Captain’s jaw dropped: “Brains, Parker?

Hogan rose from the coffee pot, it was time to move.

Previously: An Accidental Meeting Next: The Key Moment

The men clamored to see but Schultz girth prevented egress “Orders of the commandant prisoners are restricted to barracks”

“Under the Geneva Convention as Senior POW…”,began Hogan.

“Believe me Colonel you are safer here the Ensign is a one man disaster area, and his Captain has been trying to throttle him since the truck pulled in.”

Schultz opened the barracks door just as the Captain fell head first into his stomach falling to the ground dazed groping for his glasses as the Ensign saluted repeatedly.

Hogan turned, “Kinch break out the coffee pot, let’s hear what’s brewing”

Previously: Looks aren’t always deceiving, Next: In Writing

“Herr Haupt, In the day traveling to Stalag 13 he’s slammed him against the wall, tripped him into tree, hit him with a board & pushed him off the truck, always seemingly ‘accidentally’. He’s trying to slay him!”

“Clearly the Ensign is trying to stop the Captain from exposing the plans!” said Hockstetter

“Plans?” Binghamton protested, “I don’t have any plans! Parker’s just a bumbling boob.”

“And killing your commanding officer is against regulations.” Parker added solemnly.

“Bah!” shouted Hockstetter, He was convinced the Captain was lying, although that man DID look like a bumbling boob.

Previously: A Stymied Sortie Next: An Accidental Meeting

“You mean neither of them know they’re on a mission?”

“As far as they know Carter, they were captured by accident”, Hogan replied as they checked their weapons, “Our job is to convince the Germans they’re the real thing & help them find the phony info.”

At that moment Cpl Newkirk gave whispered warning: “Colonel, Krauts at the tunnel!”

Hogan peered out of the periscope in dismay, guards were right at the tunnel exit, no way out. The fake attack on the truck carrying the officers to convince the Gestapo they had invasion plans was stymied before it could start.

Previously An Appropriate Incarceration. Next: Looks aren’t always deceiving