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By John Ruberry

Every day is well, a day.

Except for prominent dates on the calendar, Christmas and New Year’s Day come to mind, there is an official day–although I am unaware of any sanctioning organization–for every day of the year.

Perhaps I am wrong. Because there is NationalToday.com

For instance, according to that austere body, February 11 is National Guitar Day and June 26 is National Canoe Day. 

Most notoriously, September 19 is International Talk Like a Pirate Day.

Our 365 calendar–or 366, since this is a Leap Year–can digest one more “day.”

Today, I officially declare, December 8, as International Pundit Day. NationalToday.com, please take note.

A pundit, according to Merriam-Webster, is “a person who gives opinions in an authoritative manner usually through the mass media.” It is one of the few words in the English language that comes from Hindi.

In the early 2000s, many blogs, most notably Instapundit and Gateway Pundit, appeared on the political radar. And yes, to a lesser extent, my own Marathon Pundit.

Blogging has become mainstream since then, as have podcasts.

Yes, podcasters are pundits too.

Why December 8? Well, why not?

But if you need reasons, December 8 is Ann Coulter’s birthday. As you probably know, she’s a noted opinion columnist, and yes, pundit.

And it’s my birthday too.

Say it loud and say it now, I’m a pundit and I’m proud.

And if you are not a pundit yet, you can begin now.

And if you know a pundit, say “thank you!”

And now is the time in Pundit Land when we dance!

John Ruberry, who is celebrating his birthday and International Pundit Day today, regularly blogs at Marathon Pundit.

100 Word Fan Fiction: A Knowing Grin

Posted: November 20, 2024 by datechguy in fun
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Hocksteader’s report was all they hoped for.

The prisoners were recorded at Klink’s camp after capture & leaving to be returned. The blaze from the underground’s attack on the supposed “rocket fuel convoy” not only eliminated the bodies but provided an excuse for the loss of those babbling idiots excusing their failure with fantastic stories.

An accident of war, no crime here.

A shame about Kant, but a small price to pay for success.

Meanwhile 50 renamed men boarded a sub as a hero returned where he came.

A universe away, a madman with a box and a bowtie smiled.

Previously: One Man’s Poison

100 Word Fan Fiction One Man’s Poison

Posted: November 19, 2024 by datechguy in fun
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Hocksteader rased the phone in triumph, “Klink, I’ve been waiting for this day.”

“But Major Hocksteader I had no control of the convoy.”

Berlin answered Hocksteader grined while describing the destrocution of the convoy & Oberst blaming Klink for the security leaks that made it possible. A small price to rid Germany of this incompetent.

The commandant fearful protestations faded as he watched Hocksteader’s grin slowly turned to confusion, then shock, then stiff formal obediance “Javoul, herr Himmler!” as he hung up the reciever.

“Herr Major what did Berlin say?”

“BAH!” Exclaimed Hocksteader storming out in disbelief.

Previously The Invisible Man, Next A knowing Grin

100 Word Fan Fiction The Invisible Man

Posted: November 18, 2024 by datechguy in fun
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“If you’re who you appear why not take ’em home yourself?” asked Newkirk

A fair question, “History doesn’t mention my presence here,”

“And that’s how you knew about us” reasoned Kinch.

He nodded as the door opened and Schultz walked by him, “Excuse me” he turned to Hogan “Col Hogan the Commandant wants to see…see” the words caught in his throat as he eyed the red and blue caped figure before him.

Hogan grinned, “He’s signing pictures, did you want an autograph?”

Schultz bolted “I see NOTHING, I KNOW NOTHING!”

He laughed aloud, “History DOES mention that.”

Previously: An Unexpected Salutation, Next: One man’s poison