“Herr Schultz you received the Iron Cross for stopping an escape at Stalag 13?”
“JaVol” said the plump old man
The prosecutor continued: “And were you not present when 30 prisoners who escaped during the defendant’s leave actually turn themselves in when he returned early?”
“Ja Vol”
“And did you not witness Hitler himself complement Col Klink on the camp?”
“Yet Herr Schultz in 3 years as a guard at Stalag 13 of war crimes you claim you know nothing & saw nothing?”
His face lit up: “That’s me”
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