100 Word Fan Fiction: A Biased Witness

Posted: August 15, 2026 by datechguy in fan fiction, fun

“Your honor I object to the badgering of the witness. He is old, in poor health & has never been implicated in any war crimes whatsoever.”

The prosecutor replied: “Your honor as Col Klink’s direct superior Herr Burkhalter would be complicit in any war crimes committed at Stalag 13, he had a motive to not recorded any acts of brutality by Col Klink’s as commandant of the camp.”

“Overruled”

He turned on the witness: “So you insist that in 3 years under your command you saw no evidence of brutality from Col Klink?”

“Brutality no, STUPIDITY yes!”

Last time: The Expert Witness Next time: What is this man doing here!?

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