She’s a Nun All Right

Posted: February 13, 2022 by datechguy in catholic, fun
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Despite having never used drugs in my life I have a penchant for breaking into incontrollable laughter if I find something funny. It’s happened a few times at inconvenient movements in my life and last Friday I just ducked the situation at the daily mass at the convent.

On Friday’s I take a former co-worker Claire to morning mass at St. Leo’s in Leominster. During the wintertime the mass is moved to the convent so the elderly sisters don’t have to go out in the cold., I had been running late and we got there just as the sermon was starting.

I have a pet peeve about nuns who don’t wear the habit and none of the nuns there do (which is why I suspect it is populated only by elderly nuns with no new vocations mixed in but I digress.) I never forgot when I was a 9 year old kid and my mother came to pick me up at St. Anthony’s just as the the whole “not dressing like a nun” movement got started there was a young pretty sister who was leaving the school and a guy in a coverable saw her and tried to pick her up. She shot him down in a hurry and then made the mistake in the heat of the moment saying something to my mother about it who had pulled up behind the guy who hit on her.

My mother wasn’t one to volunteer her thoughts but when the sister expressed her outrage she replied in the most blunt terms I had ever heard; “If you want to be treated with the respect of a nun then maybe you had better dress like one!” I had never seen anyone tell off a nun before and the shock was still on the sisters face as we drove off but I never forgot it.

So when Claire, and her sister who had the day off & I entered the convent chapel we had to split up due to seating and I found myself with a group of old women, in theory all of them might have been nuns but as not one of them were dressed as one, not even a wimple, to mind mind I had no idea who was a nun and who was not.

That was until communion.

At communion one of the older ladies went to the alter to get the consecrated hosts out of the tabernacle for the priest. After giving her communion the priest was about to leave the alter when suddenly the lady abruptly stopped him pointing to his shoes and noting that his shoelaces were untied not moving out of his way until he tied his shoes and then proceeding to the back of the chapel where she would give communion.

It was the only time I’ve been glad that I was wearing a mask because all I could think of was this scene from the Classic Three Stooges Short Three Little Pirates:

The stooges are shipwrecked off deadman’s Island a place that has not changed since the 1600’s they are brought before the governor [Vernon Dent] who looks at their sailor’s outfits and says:

Governor: I never saw sea faring men dressed like that, I don’t believe they’re sailors!

[His betrothed [Christine Mcintyre] walks in and the stooges all immediately turn and wolf whistle at her together.]

Governor: They’re sailors all right!

That lady wasn’t in a habit so I didn’t believe she was a nun, but once she stopped the priest and made him tie his shoes I thought: That’s a nun all right.

Struggling to keep from laughing out loud is likely not the best disposition to be in when receiving the Body of Christ but it was the best I could do and I was very happy to get out of there quickly before my inappropriately timed mirth became too apparent.

I still can’t vouch for the other ladies there but from this point on I’ll know that at least one of them is a nun.

Five Things the Left Would Have Gained in they didn’t steal the last election from Donald Trump

Posted: February 12, 2022 by datechguy in Uncategorized

Everything in life costs something and I suspect a lot of folks on the left didn’t realize how much better things might have been for them if they had declined to steal election 2020 from him. Here are Five:

5. The vaccines and all the side effects would be on Trump:

President Trump did all he could to have the flushots vaccines ready before the election but thanks to the efforts of the press the announcements didn’t take place until after and the Biden Administration had pretty much taken ownership of the shots and the boosters.

That means that all the people who are refusing the shots would have been in conflict with Trump and the media, rather than surprising the information about side effects and deaths could have pined each one of those on him.

4. All the COVID Deaths in the last year and beyond could have been pinned on Trump.

As you might have noticed even before the death counts on COVID during the Biden years exceeded the deaths during Trump’s term the media stopped reporting the counts.

If however Trump was still in office, every single one of those death would be pointing at him. The media could be highlighting them and the various families every single night. It would have been a narrative they would have been able to humanize and sell.

3. All the atrocities of the Taliban in Afghanistan could have been pinned on Trump

It is a given that Donald Trump would not have pulled out of Afghanistan in the haphazard way that Joe Biden’s Administration did leaving millions of Dollars of equipment and tens of thousands of Americans and allies stranded. That occurrence would have looked a lot better than the debacle that is completely on the Democrats but even if Trump pulled out everything and kept every American safe the end result would still have been the Taliban in power which would mean women repressed, Islamic law enforced and freedoms curtailed.

Those would have all been great stories for the left and media and each one of those acts of oppression could have been placed directly at Donald Trump door. Alas for the left/media they are owned by the Biden Administration now.

2. Term Limits would mean Trump would be mostly gone by 2024

Term limits would have meant that as of today the Era of Donald Trump would be nearing its end. They would not have to worry about running against Trump nor him pushing candidates past 2024.

Because of this Trump remains and treat in being and a player in 2022, 2024 and 2026, possibly beyond.

More importantly it would mean the GOP front runner in 2024 would have been Mike Pence who is both establishment and weak. Just the type of GOP leader the left loves.

1, They would not have been publicly exposed for who they were and what they were doing

The single biggest disaster for the left of this administration has been how much of the left’s / establishment’s has been exposed.

From what teachers are teaching to crack pipes in bills to the various double standards that have red pilled parents and workers alike.

For decades these things have been progressing quietly though America’s institutions unseen and unnoticed. Another decade of this slow march and it might have been impossible to stop.

This particularly applies to the tactics used to steal election which has been quietly used in state and local elections. This type of thing has likely been going on for a long time without any significant pushback. Now you have open hearings and companies and lawmakers going so far as to claim that voting machines are so fragile that auditing them will force them to be thrown out.

Not only is the story is out on all these things and more but all these institutions that the left have been painstakingly moving to take over for decade now no longer have the trust of the public and thus no longer the power that make them worth taking over.

Like cockroaches smoked out of the walls now all of these things can be crushed and destroyed.

All of this and more is the price the left/media is paying for stealing election 2020. Ironically it may prove to be have been a blessing in disguise, albeit a really good one.

Five “Are We the Baddies” Indicators for the opponents of the Canadian Trucker Convoy

Posted: February 11, 2022 by datechguy in Uncategorized

When you’re the PM of a supposedly free nation and have pieces by liberal journalists comparing you to Ceauşescu, that’s a pretty strong “Are we the baddies?” indicator.

When you confiscate gas from Truckers, are ordered to return it by a judge and it comes back contaminated. that a good time to ask: “Are we the baddies?“

There are few “Are we the baddies?” tells in a supposedly a free Democracy like a police officer showing up at your house because you put up facebook post on the Trucker Convoy.

When you try to shut down a Christian Charity’s support for the Truck Convoy and said Charity’s response is open defiance, odds are it’s time to ask: “Are we the Baddies?”

When you are reporting from your studio that the Truck Convoy is full of a bunch of Nazi’s and white supremacists‘ and average people go outside and see exactly the opposite, the moment has come to wonder: “Are we the baddies?”

I’m doing hard time in FaceBook Jail

Posted: February 10, 2022 by Jon Fournier in Uncategorized
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Up until this week I had never spent any time in FaceBook jail.  That was a fact I bore with considerable shame.  Most of my right leaning friends have been there multiple times.  I continuously post the same type of stuff that gets them sent to the FaceBook gulag, often much worse. 

I have long been jealous of those who have earned badges of honor for having become political prisoners, held incommunicado by the tyrannical regime of misfits who run what I frequently call FascistBook.  I have constantly upped my game, to no avail. 

My shame for not being sentenced to FaceBook jail was becoming unbearable.  I had no idea what I was doing wrong.  I kept comparing what I was posting versus those who paid a price for posting the truth.  I so saw no difference, yet I was denied the honor of earning a FaceBook jail campaign ribbon.

That all changed this past Tuesday when I saw the little box at the top left corner of my wall.  In the center of that box was the words account restricted.  That little box meant that I had finally earned my badge of honor.  I did celebrate when I saw this.  I celebrated by having a second pint of my homebrewed India Pale Ale.

I am no stranger to censorship by socialist media.  Well over a year ago I earned the coveted lifetime ban by Twitter.  They took away my 12,000 followers along with all my posting privileges.  My crime was that I constantly posted the truth.  I posted stuff that contradicted official progressive narrative.  That is exactly what earned my current 90 day stay in FaceBook Jail.

My stay in FaceBook jail is proof that that company is nothing but a mob of petty tyrants who believe that freedom of speech only applies to those who parrot the official progressive narrative on every single issue.  That goes against everything the United States of America stands for.  It is the type of behavior that is commonplace in tyrannical dictatorships.

When I saw the account restricted box I clicked on it and received a listing of the offences that led to my 90 day stint in jail. They were a listing of every single one of the phony fact checks FascistBook has hit me with.  That was an exceptionally lengthy list.  I constantly earn them because I post the truth whenever I encounter it.  When I get hit with a fact check I challenge it by attaching one of series of photos to it.  One of the photos reads “lets start calling fact checking what it is, Censorship.”  Another photo reads “George Orwell called them Thought Police, FaceBook calls them fact checkers.”

FaceBook sentenced me to a 90 day stay in jail because I post the truth about the Wuhan Flu, the carnage caused by the covid vaccines, the failures of lockdowns, mask mandates, the theft of the election from President Trump, and so much more.

I will not let my stay in FaceBook jail silence me in the slightest.  I will not change my posting habits at all.

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