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100 Word Fan Fiction: The Expert Witness:

Posted: August 8, 2026 by datechguy in fun
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“Herr Schultz you received the Iron Cross for stopping an escape at Stalag 13?”

“JaVol” said the plump old man

The prosecutor continued:  “And were you not present when 30 prisoners who escaped during the defendant’s leave actually turn themselves in when he returned early?”

“Ja Vol”

“And did you not witness Hitler himself complement Col Klink on the camp?”

“He loved our barbed wire”

“Yet Herr Schultz in 3 years as a guard at Stalag 13 of war crimes you claim you know nothing & saw nothing?”

His face lit up: “That’s me”

Last time: The Accused, Next time: A Biased Witness

100 Word Fan Fiction: The Accused:

Posted: August 5, 2026 by datechguy in fun
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“I’ve looked at your record, 3 years 100’s of prisoners, absolutely no escapes…”

Klink grinned, “I worked hard for that record…”

“And it’s that perfect record that works against you.”

His face dropped “…it was just dumb luck.”

“They will insist it was only due to your criminal actions”

“But herr Rolfe how can this be? In 3 years we only had a single prisoner fatality at Stalag 13 & that happened when I was in Berlin!”

“Why Now, he thought, They waited 30 years to bring this case vs you that’s our best defense.”

Last time: Don’t Mention the War Next: The Expert witness?

Hogan smiled: “The Russians never got over the war, they held some German POW’s for decades they don’t pass on any chance for revenge.”

Kinch wasn’t convinced: “Colonal, even if we get a trial off the ground, there’s no guarantee the Soviets will let her out to testify.”

“Ah but if the case was failing & Marya was needed to secure a conviction, or extradition!”

The agent face lit up: “That’s true, they’d love to get their hands on any Nazi, the spectacle would play well with their public.”

“Justice for the victims of Stalag 13!” Hogan proclaimed.

Previously: The Still Faithful Short one Next Time: The Accused

“She’s definitely on our side, I have no doubt” insisted Lebeau.

“Blimey 30 years later still singing the same tune” quipped Newkirk.

“Her house arrest could be staged”, noted Carter, and a brisk debate began.

“Wheather Marya is with us or not isn’t the issue, at least not yet”, said the intelligence agent, “The issue is how can we get her to West Germany without suspicion?”

“A Trial!” said Hogan with a gleem in her eye.

“A Trial sir?

“Yes Thomas A war crimes trial, to bring to justice that infamous Barbarian, Col Wilhelm Klink!”

Previously: A Reunion Interrupted, Next: Don’t Mention the War