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Parody: Russian Spies Seeking Classified Documents Surrender After Finding Biden’s Garage Locked

Posted: January 13, 2023 by datechguy in Blame Biden Administration, comedy
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Stoogakalev, Moehowardavich & Findgoldalov Russia’s Finest!

Delaware: A trio of elite Russian Agents assigned to acquire classified documents for Russian use turned themselves into US authorities when they unexpectedly discovered that President Joe Biden kept the garage housing these classified documents locked:

“I could not believe it” moaned Igor Moehowardavich at his arrangement. “A decade of training, four years undercover in America and all our plans foiled because President Joe Biden anticipated us by locking his garage.”

The trio having heard about the documents in the garage through sources moved to acquire the classified material, but confronted with the locked door and seeing no way around such a formattable defense Moehowardavich and his associates Lev Findgoldalov and Chary Q Stoogakalev surrendered to FBI agents who came across them accidently after being alerted by a tip suggesting there might be parents objecting to CRT in the area.

Democrats such as Adam Schiff praised the foresight of the President’s steps to secure the documents in his possession while the Administration took this opportunity to attempt to open talks in the hope of trading these agents for US citizens held in Russia but at last report Putin is quite content to allow America to keep them.

Quick Reality Reminders Under the Fedora: NY Winters, House Symbolism, Hamlin and An Army of Cowslips, A Harvard Degree and That’s why you play the games

Posted: January 12, 2023 by datechguy in Uncategorized

While NY State is now talking about banning Gas appliances and heating it’s worth nothing that the reality of NY winters will not change with the act of a state board.

While the unanimous vote to repeal the 87,000 IRS agents in the house looks nice one of the reasons why you got an unanimous vote is because it can’t pass the senate.

Remember the GOP voted repeatedly to repeal Obamacare right up until the point where they had the power to do it.

While people are rightly happy that Damar Hamlin is out of the Hospital At the same time that story was up at Citizen free press there were three different stories concerning young people suddenly dropping dead.

That people have so quickly accepted this new reality is both amazing and depressing. It’s as if everybody read Watership down and decided Cowslip was the hero.

It took a generation to teach people who to be so complacent.

Harvard Medical School is now offering a course on about providing LGBT healthcare to infants.

Apparently they are taking the whole “born this way” business very seriously but the obvious question is: “How does one determine a baby is LGBT in the womb?”

I’d not mind a list of potential doctors who take this course since I’d like to keep said doctors away from my body.

That Harvard would offer such a course demonstrates how a large endowment is not proof against insanity.

Finally the NFL playoffs are this week and the fact that Geno Smith will be playing this weekend while Russell Wilson will be sitting home just goes to show you that it doesn’t matter how things look on paper you have to actually play the games.

The same can be said about Jacksonville winning their division and facing the Chargers this week. Nobody picked Trevor Lawrence getting this team to where it is this fast.

And to close. On Paper the 8-9 Tampa Bay Bucks who won their division despite Tom Brady’s first every losing season have absolutely no chance against the 12-5 Dallas Cowboys. Not only are the Cowboys a +125 vs Tampa’s -45 but Dallas had an 8-3 record against teams outside of their tough division while Brady’s Bucs were 4-7 against teams outside their weak division.

Every single bit of reality says this should be the Cowboys in a walk, but even in the face of all that evidence, does anyone really want to bet against Tom Brady in the playoffs at home with everything on the line?

Biden Classified Data Thoughts Under the Fedora

Posted: January 11, 2023 by datechguy in Uncategorized

The primary reason why anyone on the left is bothered by this is that it makes their case against Trump look phony, which it is.

This story will become, Unnewsworthy so fast to the left that by Friday people will be calling it “old news”.

This story pretty much came out of nowhere I’m also wondering if this is a “Squirrel” moment to turn our eyes and potential investigations by the new GOP house in a different direction.

This also may be related to the formation of the new China committee by the house. This committee was created with bipartisan support so it behooves Biden to get ahead of any direction it might consider going into: Don Surber explaines the connection:

“Most of the anonymous donations came after the university announced in February 2017 that it would create the Penn Biden Center for Diplomacy and Global Engagement. Joe Biden, whose term as vice president had just ended, was to lead the center and was also named a professor at the university.”

Now you know why he stole and stored classified documents there.

As I’ve said many times, arms races are expensive but buying American academics and pols is pretty cheap and they stay useful a lot longer.

It may be that the reason this is coming out at all is that the deep state / Obama administration has decided they don’t want Biden in 2024 as the Democrat candidate so they intend to slowly leak stuff like this out until they can convince enough Democrats that he is no longer remains a viable candidate.

Of course as long as he maintains his support from those who count the votes he’ll be OK.

Of course President Joe Biden could just declassify these documents and that would be the end of it.

But the problem is once they are declassified then would come the FOIA inquiries to see exactly what they contain, which might or might not be embarrassing.

Then again with this administration how much more embarrassing can you get?

Good News Bad News on the Rules Package

Posted: January 10, 2023 by datechguy in Uncategorized

The Good News is that the rules package that was agreed to as a condition for Kevin McCarthy’s speakership has passed with only one GOP member voting against.

There was always a chance that there would be a block voting against it which would have really crippled the GOP in congress this session but apparently cooler heads prevailed.

There are also some excellent provisions in the package including one that, while good in principle will make at least this session of congress a tough one for the GOP agenda.

The rules package says bills must be on one subject only. This was actually a reform that was first included in of all places the confederate states constitution to prevent the kind of horse trading that was common (vote for my river being dredged and I’ll vote for your port improvements) that had been abused by earmarks lately.

It’s a big win for transparency but it also means that deals with the Democrats in the senate will be tough.

While the House has the power of the purse without passage in the senate and POTUS signature none of those house initiates can pass, so deals will have to be made and all such deals will require some sort of a quid-pro-quo. You give me what I want and I’ll give you what you do. In fact with the need to please both the white house and the senate it will likely be a quid-pro-quo quo.

In theory of course you can have say three bills pass to provide those two quos and a quid but the problem is with a party notorious for lying concerning deals do you dare risk something in three bills that might pass in one?

Now if the plan is to simply stop the Biden agenda this won’t be an issue but if you want to get any kind of legislative solutions during this session it could be fatal.

It will likely be worth it but the GOP needs to set expectations with their base because if they don’t it could end up biting them.

You have been warned.

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