100 Word Fan Fiction: The Expert Witness:

Posted: August 8, 2026 by datechguy in fun
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“Herr Schultz you received the Iron Cross for stopping an escape at Stalag 13?”

“JaVol” said the plump old man

The prosecutor continued:  “And were you not present when 30 prisoners who escaped during the defendant’s leave actually turn themselves in when he returned early?”

“Ja Vol”

“And did you not witness Hitler himself complement Col Klink on the camp?”

“He loved our barbed wire”

“Yet Herr Schultz in 3 years as a guard at Stalag 13 of war crimes you claim you know nothing & saw nothing?”

His face lit up: “That’s me”

Last time: The Accused, Next time: A Biased Witness

100 Word Fan Fiction: The Accused:

Posted: August 5, 2026 by datechguy in fun
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“I’ve looked at your record, 3 years 100’s of prisoners, absolutely no escapes…”

Klink grinned, “I worked hard for that record…”

“And it’s that perfect record that works against you.”

His face dropped “…it was just dumb luck.”

“They will insist it was only due to your criminal actions”

“But herr Rolfe how can this be? In 3 years we only had a single prisoner fatality at Stalag 13 & that happened when I was in Berlin!”

“Why Now, he thought, They waited 30 years to bring this case vs you that’s our best defense.”

Last time: Don’t Mention the War Next: The Expert witness?

It’s the first of the month so it’s time for the indulgence calendar posting but before we do that I want to tell you about a special plenary indulgence available today and tomorrow called the “Pardon of Assisi which was obtained for man by St. Francis.

The origin of it is rather cool:

In a vision in July of 1216, Jesus, Our Lady, and angels presented Saint Francis of Assisi with the “Pardon of Assisi,” which the Church recognizes today.

Jesus said to him, “Francis, you are very zealous for the good of souls. Ask me what you want for their salvation.”

Lying prostrate on the ground, Francis responded, “Lord, I, a miserable sinner, beg You to concede an indulgence to all those who enter this church, who are truly contrite and have confessed their sins. And I beg Blessed Mary, your Mother, intercessor of man, that she intercede on behalf of this grace.”

Jesus responded, “It is a very great thing that which you ask Me; but you are worthy of even greater things, Friar Francis, and greater things you will have. So I accept your request, but I want you to go to my Vicar, to whom I have given the power to bind and loose in Heaven and on earth, to ask him on my behalf for this indulgence.”

The sitting pope Pope Honorius III approved it and thus a plenary indulgence is available if you do the following:

  1. Visit any Catholic church from Noon today to midnight tomorrow to honor Mary under the title “Our Lady of the Angels”
  2. Pray the Apostles Creed and the Our Father (what protestants call the Lord’s Prayer) for the intentions of the Pope (he releases a different prayer intention every month but just “the intentions of the Pope” will do.
  3. Within 20 days go to confession (even if it’s only for venial sins)
  4. Within 20 days receive holy communion

This is slightly different than the norms for a Plenary indulgence in three ways:

  1. Normally the prayers for the intentions of the Pope are not specific
  2. Normally a confession heard 20 days before the indulgenced act (the church visit to honor Mary) would be sufficent
  3. Normally you would need to receive holy communion on the day of the indulgence (which I will do)

As always if you have attachment to sin the indulgence becomes partial and you can only apply it to either yourself or someone who has died.

And speaking of the dead my wife’s only remaining sibling died suddenly on Monday so any prayers for DaWife or for the soul of my sister in Law Dianne will be much appreciated.

Ironically she died after I had already done the August calendar and uploaded it to WQPH site so she is not on it this month but she will be featured on the September Calendar, but feel free to write her in on the lines offered on each day.

Anyways here is the calendar:

It never ceases to Amaze me that people write things down that incriminate them. The Fauci diaries reveal him to be everything that people have claimed he was for quite a long time. It’s also worth noting he didn’t know that he had a pardon coming when he did.

This is what happens when folks assume their allies will have power forever, it also illustrates the difference between an “Italian” and a “Sicilian” and also an old saying that nobody does good like a good Catholic and nobody does harm like a bad one.


The diaries also not how much Fauci detested Governor Ron DeSantis who apparently was too smart to fall for a lot of his stuff.

This is one of the reasons why I supported DeSantis in the Primary over Trump as I believed that the COVID stuff and the Fauci stuff would be tied to Trump like a scarlet letter while DeSantis would be able to use the COVID business against Biden or whoever the nominee for the Democrats was.

Trump was of course able to deal with this by simply not discussing Fauci during the campaign, he learned quickly it was a loser & dropped the subject. In fairness to Trump on this subject he was born into a culture that held medical doctors in high esteem, a culture where the Hippocratic Oath had not been edited and one where the idea that a Doctor or any medical professional would give false advice to harm the nation & the people in it for fame, wealth & power was practically unthinkable.


There has been a lot said on Twitter/X about the Fauci situation but the thing that is most true is that those who have worshiped Fauci (and let’s not pretend it isn’t worship they have friggen Fauci votive candles) will completely ignore the diaries because to acknowledge them would violate their worldview & they can’t have that.

This is also why the left/media can be outraged by Donald Trump jokinkly comparing Kathleen Collins to Dylan Mulvaney without being able to say WHY they’re outraged because to say why is to admit that men who pretend to be women are not.

The 4th Doctor’s line about the very powerful and the very stupid changing the facts to fit their views remains undefeated.


Speaking of facts and views the Biden tapes are now out and it’s rather clear that the President had classified documents in his possession, knew that the items were classified and discussed them with his ghostwriter.

Look for the same media that went after Trump and supported the Mar-a-lago raid to completely ignore this or pass over it quickly, in fact I think they already have.

(see 4th doctor reference above)


Finally let me repeat something I said a long time ago on the subject of Transgenderism that I’ve been repeating for years and still bears repeating:

If a person decides they are Napoleon & decides to talk, act, & dress like Napoleon even to the point of surgery or even chemical use to make them more closely resemble Napoleon that’s on them, their problem, their delusion, none of my business.

The moment that person insists that I shout: “Vive L’Empereur!” & then tries to use local state & federal law & or cultural pressure to make me do so, then it transforms into my problem to defend my rights & I will defend those rights & not submit.